Hubris: Crack Treated Seriously
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In a fit of insomnia-induced hubris, I've convinced myself I'm such a good writer I could make even the most fuckass fic idea work. So I've asked my Twitter friends to hit me with their most ridonkulous IWTV prompts.
Will I manage to make them work or be forced to eat massive humble pie? Tune in now to find out!
First up: Moustache Menace, in which Armand acts like a menace at Daniel’s author Q&A while wearing a less-than-convincing disguise. 🥸
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- Part 1 of Hubris: Crack Treated Seriously
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“Do it,” Armand says. “Taser me, Daniel.”
“You’re crazy.”
“Do. It,” Armand repeats. He almost snarls the order.
He’s so annoying. Annoying enough to make Daniel want to – he flips the safety switch and pulls the trigger.
In which young Daniel buys a taser, because a spray bottle doesn’t work when a vampire gets the zoomies. Things quickly devolve into unhinged horny behavior.
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- Part 2 of Hubris: Crack Treated Seriously
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Armand was on his back, Daniel between his legs, on top of him, and Daniel was doing something very pleasant to Armand’s nipples with his mouth.
“God, your tits are amazing,” Daniel breathed emphatically.
Armand froze. “My ‘tits’?”
In which Armand and Daniel discuss anatomical nomenclature.
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- Part 3 of Hubris: Crack Treated Seriously
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“Are you purring?” Daniel asked.
“What of it?” Armand replied, like purring was a normal thing for a vampire to do. He went right back to doing it.
In which Daniel finds out that hissing isn't the only cat-like behavior vampires display.
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- Part 4 of Hubris: Crack Treated Seriously
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“Oh, shit,” Daniel says. “Armand, I’m not – ! Fuck. Babe! Armand. You gotta come get me!”
In which Daniel’s first flying lesson doesn’t go exactly as Armand had envisaged. (Daniel knew it was going to be a disaster. He’ll probably say, ‘I told you so’.)
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- Part 5 of Hubris: Crack Treated Seriously
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Foods Starting With the Letter Q by GrayGiantess
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
08 Aug 2025
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To disprove his wife’s accusation that he never takes an interest in any of her interests, Daniel’s started watching Jeopardy with her.
Cynthia fucking loves Jeopardy.
Daniel thinks it’s okay. They both know a lot of random facts and it’s kinda nice yelling questions at the TV and making fun of the contestants together when they get it wrong.
Plus, he’s invested now.
In Armand. The show’s reigning champion.
In which Daniel watches Jeopardy with his second wife.
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- Part 6 of Hubris: Crack Treated Seriously
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One Pississippi, Two Pississippi by GrayGiantess
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
30 Sep 2025
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On the other side of the door, Armand lets out an annoyed huff. “Daniel, please don’t make me – ”
“Make you what?” Daniel slurs belligerently. “Turn this car around? Tell my mom? Count to three?”
Daniel finally manages to unzip his pants and starts to piss. His aim is kinda shitty. It’s getting all over the seat. “One Pississippi,” Daniel counts. “Two Pississippi. Three – ”
Armand kicks the door off its hinges.
In which Daniel is a bad dog who makes a mess and needs a bath.
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- Part 7 of Hubris: Crack Treated Seriously