Payneland Week 2024
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At first Charles didn't speak Urdu at all.
He'd grown up in a world where being different, sounding different could be a death sentence.
Fuck, it was his death sentence.
(He wonders what happened to the kid he saved, the one from Pakistan. Did he get away? Or did Charles die in vain, only delaying the inevitable.)
The point was, he trusted Edwin, ‘course he did, but Edwin was… Well, Edwin was white.
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Or Charles, Urdu, and Edwin's nosey ass
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- Part 1 of Payneland Week 2024
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Crown Prince Edwin Payne was born beautiful.
Too beautiful.
His skin was pale and flawless, his lips soft and pleasing, his eyes bright and captivating, his hands delicate, his body lithe, his voice smooth, and his hair perfectly placed. There was no blemish or misplaced feature.
He truly was the fairest of them all.
And his stepmother, the queen, despised him for it.
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Or, Edwin is Snow White and Charles is the Huntsman sent to kill him
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- Part 2 of Payneland Week 2024
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The idea of Edwin masturbating is one thing. The idea of Edwin fantasizing is another, and Charles has been completely wrecked by the concept ever since he heard it.
Because, you see, a few months ago Edwin Payne told Charles that he was in love with him, and Edwin has never been very good at multitasking. He has a bit of a one-track mind that way.
So, Charles really doubts Edwin is interested in anyone except him, meaning the most likely person for Edwin to be fantasizing about is Charles.
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Or Charles overhears Niko encouraging Edwin to masturbate. Things escalate.
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- Part 3 of Payneland Week 2024
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“I am not wearing the heels.”
“Mate, you have to wear the heels,” Charles protests. “That’s, like, the whole point. If you didn’t want to wear the heels you shouldn’t have taken the bet.”
Edwin scowls, glaring down at the offending shoes with such disdain that Charles is a bit surprised that they don’t spontaneously burst into flame.
“One hour,” he says.
“Two,” Charles shoots back, “like we agreed. Don’t try ‘n gaslight me, mate. It won’t work this time.”
Edwin mouths ‘gaslight’ to himself with a wrinkled nose before shooting Charles a look. “You’ve been spending too much time around Crystal.”
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Or Edwin loses a bet and has to wear a maid outfit. Charles is more affected than he anticipates
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- Part 4 of Payneland Week 2024
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For on My Wrist Your Love Is Written by Neous (Greyality)
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
02 Sep 2024
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While other kids’ marks said things like birthday and first day of school or perhaps the occasional broken arm, Charles is faced with a single, terrible constant. Wherever his soulmate is, their life is so awful that the most significant event of each day is fucking Hell.
He’s never been a very religious kid, but there are times—when he’s tired and lonely and his dad’s been in a shitty mood—where he’ll pray to whatever God is out there to give his soulmate just one day of something other than pain.
It never works.
Maybe that’s why they were paired together by the universe: two kids with lives that never stop being shit.
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Or in a world where the most important event of your soulmate's day is written on your wrist, Charles' only ever said one thing: Hell.
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- Part 5 of Payneland Week 2024