9-1-1 chat fics
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buck: i’m seventeen and AFRAID of bobby nash
eddie: What? You’re thirty-two?
ravi: i’m seventeen and AFRAID of eddie’s internet illiteracy
Or: Buck terrorizes the 118's GC.
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- Part 1 of 9-1-1 chat fics
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eddie: *photo attachment*
Oh shit
Sorry
Don’t open thatbuck: oh my god
did you just send me a nudeOr: Eddie starts something he really, really wants to finish. Buck enjoys the ride.
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- Part 2 of 9-1-1 chat fics
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buck: i think i’m actually dying
this cannot be the same hangover you guys are experiencing
sent: 11:12 am
IT WASN’T
IT WAS SEPSIS
sent: 14:34 pmeddie: ???????
hen: Oh my God
Are you serious?buck: YES
eddie: Where are you??????
buck: HOSPITAL
Or: Buck gets sepsis, asks Hen about hearts, and scores a date.
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- Part 3 of 9-1-1 chat fics
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Private messaging between Josh from dispatch (DO NOT REPLY) and Eddie Diaz
josh: homotron, he is playing with your nachos
eddie: And you are playing with your life
josh: shiver me timbers
eddie: Blocked.
Or: Buck is hyper-fixated on bodily fluids, Eddie endures, and Josh nabbed a front row seat to the whole thing.
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- Part 4 of 9-1-1 chat fics
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Maddie: Please tell me you’re not drunk tweeting at Eddie Diaz right now
Buck: dude i’m so serious i’m about to start blinking vertically
Or: Buck flirts with MMA Fighter Eddie Diaz on Twitter. Buck's friends despair.
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- Part 5 of 9-1-1 chat fics
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the lion does not concern himself with the opinion of a pennsylvanian by beetlesandstars
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
10 May 2025
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Buck: dinner’s ready
Eddie: Did you fuck Tommy in my kitchen too?
Buck: jesus christ
no i didn’t fuck tommy in MY kitchenEddie: Okay. Just checking.
Or: Bobby Nash comes back to life, Eddie returns to LA, and Buck is normal about everything.
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- Part 6 of 9-1-1 chat fics
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Buck: mercy kill me.
Karen: Victim
Buck: you are like papa
Karen: Tell him. It's just Eddie, Buck!
Buck: tell him WHAT?? “i hope i’m not just your non-woke situationship but also the love of ur life” ??
Karen: Sure.
Buck: i would rather give a rat a rim job
Or: Buck temporarily loses an eye, Eddie pines, and the rest of the team runs interference.
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- Part 7 of 9-1-1 chat fics
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Make a Deal With God (For Fifty Lemons) by beetlesandstars, twoslicetoast
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
29 Jun 2025
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Eddie: Steve just told me he and Buck went out the other night
On a dateJosh: Who is Steve?
Eddie: My gay gym buddy
Josh: Oh I’m sure
Hen: Wow
How do we feel about this?Eddie: Vindicated
This happening twice is a pattern, right?
I make a new friend, Buck tries to date themJosh: Yes
Hen: Yes
Karen: Yes
Or: Eddie makes a new friend and Buck is predictable.
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- Part 8 of 9-1-1 chat fics
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Don't Stop Tweeting (Hold On To That Feeling) by beetlesandstars, twoslicetoast
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
11 Aug 2025
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Eddie: What do you mean you told Buck he was “lucky enough” to have grown up in a “post-glee” world?
Did you actually think that was going to help Buck reconcile this Tommy with the Tommy that hurt someone he used to deeply care about? Or are you paid commission by FOX?Josh: Put your claws away, Diaz
We can agree to disagree about my methodsEddie: I don’t even know where to start
Josh: Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot
Eddie: Blocked.
Or: Eddie creates an anonymous Twitter account and watches Glee (out of spite). Discourse ensues.
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- Part 9 of 9-1-1 chat fics
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Ravi: just got eddie diaz a date
May: oh no
May: buck crashout pending
Albert: unless it was with buck?
Ravi: no :)
May: buck crashout pending
Albert: buck crashout pending
Ravi: buck crashout pending
Or: Buck copes with Eddie and Hen working together in a really normal way.
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- Part 10 of 9-1-1 chat fics
- Part 1 of cjo + 911