are you telling me a squid fried this rice (18+)

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• marigold stains by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  24 Feb 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Agent 4/Marie (Splatoon)
  • Marie (Splatoon)
  • Agent 4 (Splatoon)
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Cunnilingus
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Lesbian Sex
  • Female Agent 4 (Splatoon)
  • Top Agent 4 (Splatoon)
  • Bottom Marie (Splatoon)
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Competence Kink
  • Humiliation Kink
  • but light. four isnt good at being mean
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • they're in an alley and no-one hears them
  • Ink Is Cum (Splatoon)
  • what a disgusting way to word that. it's right though.
  • Dom Agent 4 (Splatoon)
  • Sub Marie (Splatoon)
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Crying During Sex
  • Consensual Sex
  • Begging
  • Dirty Talk
  • Blood Kink
  • not really but four finds out oh boy marie covered in my ink is HOT
  • i...ink kink?
  • Established Relationship
  • Orgasm
  • Clothed Sex
  • Oral Sex
  • the fact that marie eats squids is mentioned but it isn't like. relevant really
  • four keeps calling marie pathetic (because she is) but theres no slut-shaming
  • alas. i don't see four doing that
  • this is like 70 percent sex 30 percent marie and four being sweet and in love
  • still dirty dirty sex though
  • Sexual Humor
  • four calls marie "two"
  • Light Dom/sub
  • it's very mild
  • Dacryphilia
  • like a tiny tiny bit

  Summary

  It wasn't Marie's fault that seeing Four's competency in Turf War made her all hot and bothered.

  ...She does wish Four wouldn't have stopped before she could come, though.

  Series

  • Part 1 of are you telling me a squid fried this rice (18+)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,882

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  51

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  1,284

• pearl is a magnet just for octolings by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Multi, Other
  • Complete Work

  26 Feb 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dedf1sh | Acht/Pearl (Splatoon)
  • yes you heard me right - Relationship
  • Dedf1sh | Acht/Marina/Pearl (Splatoon)
  • Marina/Pearl (Splatoon)
  • Dedf1sh | Acht/Marina (Splatoon)
  • Dedf1sh | Acht & Pearl (Splatoon)
  • Pearl (Splatoon)
  • Dedf1sh | Acht (Splatoon)
  • Marina (Splatoon)
  • i do actually ship calf1sh but i got possessed
  • marina isn't actually here but she texts them
  • NO CHEATING. pearl asks marina for permission
  • Polyamory
  • marina is dating both pearl and acht but pearl hooks up w/ acht here
  • so they aren't dating
  • pearl calls acht "dude" during sex take from that what you will
  • Vaginal Fisting
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Biting
  • a lot. of biting
  • Casual Sex
  • Friends With Benefits
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Explicit Consent
  • Ink Is Cum (Splatoon)
  • Clothed Sex
  • Dry Humping
  • Sexual Humor
  • poor rina. she's at work and can't join in
  • They/Them Pronouns for Dedf1sh | Acht (Splatoon)
  • Nonbinary Dedf1sh | Acht (Splatoon)
  • AFAB language for Acht | Dedf1sh (Splatoon)
  • but only for their genitals. everything else is neutral
  • Asexual Character
  • acht is the asexual one btw. pearl is a lesbian. and ace
  • she doesn't see acht as a woman though. because they're not one
  • Rough Sex
  • Consensual Sex
  • Fluff and Smut
  • they're good friends and they're having fun and isn't that always the goal
  • Hook-Up
  • Laughter During Sex
  • acht likes pain during sex but everything is consensual
  • Rare Pairings
  • as in literally the only fic of pearl/acht
  • Fisting

  Summary

  Pearl thought she knew all about her fiancée, Marina, and Marina's partner, Acht, sleeping together. Acht's cool, and they make Marina happy, so Pearl never had an issue with it.

  Turns out, Acht didn't think they could do Marina justice, after what happened to them. Pearl knows one way to see if Acht can measure up.

  (Acht doesn't think they can find pleasure in sex after being sanitised. Pearl is out to prove them wrong, by fucking them.)

  Series

  • Part 2 of are you telling me a squid fried this rice (18+)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,925

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  55

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  935