Ernest Sticks Around AU

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• be careful if you push her, she'll go overboard by ernestmenvillemd

  Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M
  • Complete Work

  09 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Madeline Ashton/Ernest Menville
  • Ernest Menville & Helen Sharp
  • Madeline Ashton & Ernest Menville
  • Madeline Ashton/Helen Sharp (mentioned)
  • Ernest Menville
  • Madeline Ashton
  • Helen Sharp (Death Becomes Her)
  • Sadism
  • Hospitals
  • Hospital Sex
  • gratuitous ernest menville content
  • Smut
  • Ernest's POV
  • Madeline's POV
  • sorry hel i'll get ur pov in next chapter
  • Substance Abuse
  • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • Compulsory Heterosexuality
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Character Study
  • i'd say dubcon but ernest is just so deeply into this that i can't honestly call it that

  Summary

  Ernest gets a spinal fusion. Helen gives Ernest a shave. Madeline goes overboard. Splish splash.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Ernest Sticks Around AU

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,166

  Chapters:

  1/1

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