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1. be careful if you push her, she'll go overboard by ernestmenvillemd

   Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Madeline Ashton/Ernest Menville
   • Ernest Menville & Helen Sharp
   • Madeline Ashton & Ernest Menville
   • Madeline Ashton/Helen Sharp (mentioned)
   • Ernest Menville
   • Madeline Ashton
   • Helen Sharp (Death Becomes Her)
   • Sadism
   • Hospitals
   • Hospital Sex
   • gratuitous ernest menville content
   • Smut
   • Ernest's POV
   • Madeline's POV
   • sorry hel i'll get ur pov in next chapter
   • Substance Abuse
   • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Compulsory Heterosexuality
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Character Study
   • i'd say dubcon but ernest is just so deeply into this that i can't honestly call it that

   Summary

   Ernest gets a spinal fusion. Helen gives Ernest a shave. Madeline goes overboard. Splish splash.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Ernest Sticks Around AU

   Language:

   English

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   5,166

   Chapters:

   1/1

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