Mr. and Mrs. Ancunín

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• Eyes on the Target, Darling by vividiana

  Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  17 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Astarion/The Dark Urge (Baldur's Gate)
  • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/Original Female Character(s)
  • The Dark Urge (Baldur's Gate)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Alternate Universe - Assassins & Hitmen
  • Established Relationship
  • Married Couple
  • Smut
  • Shameless Smut
  • Porn With Plot
  • Banter
  • Humor
  • this is deeply unserious
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Doggy Style
  • Quickies
  • sex on the job
  • but the job is murder
  • Snipers
  • IDK how guns work
  • unrealistic but fun action movie shenanigans
  • Bad Puns
  • Gortash bashing
  • Astarion Is a Menace (Baldur's Gate)
  • taco tuesday
  • Semi-Public Sex

  Summary

  Two horny assassins, one taco truck, and a target they can’t look away from. Chaos ensues.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Mr. and Mrs. Ancunín

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,224

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  16

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  214