Caffeinated Disasters
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All traces of pink are washed from their bodies by the end of the night, and a few spins in the washing machine restore their uniforms to their original colour.
The incident is quickly handwaved. After all, it’s not like Heathcliff and Don Quixote were the first, nor will they be the last to be ensnared by the ribbons during work.…
Yet, it seems something persistently lingers in their veins in the aftermath, insidiously infecting their every waking thought.
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- Part 1 of Caffeinated Disasters
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secret menu: we reap more than we sow by violetyellownoon
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)
14 Oct 2025
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“Wait.” He says, while trying to dial back his wheezing. “You’re serious?”
“Doth thou believe I wouldst jest about a matter of great import?”
“You gotta understand,” Heathcliff holds up his hands defensively, face still set in a grin. “Between that, and you pulling my leg, you pulling my leg seems way more likely.”
“And why is that?”
He knows he’s stating the obvious, but he can’t think of a better way to phrase it.
“You’re a Bloodfiend. Bloodfiends can’t get pregnant,” he replies lamely.
(Picks off directly from where You Turn Blood Into Caffeine ends.)
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- Part 2 of Caffeinated Disasters