The Battle-Hymn of the Torn Banner
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sifting out the hearts of men by jpnadia for DotyTakeThisDown
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
13 Dec 2025
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Kattigan shrugs. "I can't slap every ass."
But Kattigan does slap every ass. Teor has seen him slap the asses of strangers, friends, and even sometime foes. Every ass but Teor's.
Kattigan touches everyone, but he doesn't touch Teor. In a moment of frustration, Teor asks why. He is wholly unprepared for the answer.
Written in response to C4E08 and finished to be canon-compliant with C4E09. Choose your own adventure with respect to spoilers and canon divergence.
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- Part 1 of The Battle-Hymn of the Torn Banner
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with a glory in his bosom that transfigures you and me by jpnadia
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
17 Dec 2025
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It turns out that Kattigan isn’t sleeping. His lips move against the soft patch of thin fur on Teor’s neck, right under his ear. “Wulfric’s got the watch, if you need a bit of comfort.” He trails a hand suggestively up the tender flesh of Teor’s flank.
Temptation washes through Teor– he can see in his mind’s eye Kattigan’s muscles rippling, vital and alive, under the moonlight– and it’s followed by a wave of shame. “It would be irresponsible.” He isn’t the one who should need comfort, anyway. He barely got hurt.
Teor does not like it when Kattigan gets hurt. He handles his feelings as best he can. It's not a total disaster.
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- Part 2 of The Battle-Hymn of the Torn Banner
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what rough beast (its hour come round at last) by jpnadia
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
26 Dec 2025
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“Then you’ll only need two more rooms, while your friend recovers?” their host says.
“I need to stay with him,” says Kattigan. And then, stupidly: “He’s my partner.”
Thaisha’s eyebrows wing up. This is news to her, mostly because it’s a lie. They fuck, that’s all. But Kattigan needs to have Teor’s back, and he doesn’t know how else to say it so that this refined orcish lady will understand.
Teor protects Kattigan from a trap Kattigan set off and gets poisoned in the process. Kattigan doesn't make ridiculous noble sacrifices like that. He just takes care of his friends, best he can.
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- Part 3 of The Battle-Hymn of the Torn Banner
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how precious did that grace appear by jpnadia
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
10 Feb 2026
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He shifts uncomfortably on the cushion as the scene comes into a new focus. Not wrestling, then. And right out there in the wood where anyone could see them!
In which Kattigan and Teor's habit of having sex outdoors has the predictable consequence. (What Wick sees isn't what Tyranny meant to show him.)
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- Part 4 of The Battle-Hymn of the Torn Banner