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1. sifting out the hearts of men by jpnadia for DotyTakeThisDown

   Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Teor Pridesire/Kattigan Vale
   • Teor Pridesire
   • Kattigan Vale
   • First Time
   • Idiots in Love
   • Use Your Words
   • Biting
   • Teor hates trees

   Summary

   Kattigan shrugs. "I can't slap every ass."

   But Kattigan does slap every ass. Teor has seen him slap the asses of strangers, friends, and even sometime foes. Every ass but Teor's.

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   Kattigan touches everyone, but he doesn't touch Teor. In a moment of frustration, Teor asks why. He is wholly unprepared for the answer.

   Written in response to C4E08 and finished to be canon-compliant with C4E09. Choose your own adventure with respect to spoilers and canon divergence.

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Battle-Hymn of the Torn Banner

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   English

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