Missions & Muffins
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After six months of bickering, takeout dinners, and aggressively ignoring their own feelings, Aurors Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are accidentally dosed with Veritaserum and left unsupervised.
Stuck in an interrogation room, physically incapable of lying they are about to discover exactly what the other has been thinking for the past six months. Turns out when you can't lie about the sweet and sour chicken, you can't lie about anything else either.
By the end of the night, the case is unresolved, the muffins are vindicated, and the table will never emotionally recover.
Or: Two emotionally repressed idiots finally get honest, then get horizontal.
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- Part 1 of Missions & Muffins
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Five Stars, Would absolutely Raid Again by TheCharmingWraith
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jan 2026
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A risky undercover mission.
Six Aurors in a tent. One experimental camera. George Weasley providing commentary no one asked for.Draco and Hermione maintain their cover perfectly, leaning convincingly hard into the role of a handsy couple at a Death Eater party.
No one in the tent is witnessing anything compromising.
Absolutely nothing goes wrong.Until it does.
Or: Two idiots fake a little too much intimacy during an undercover operation and solve the problem by arresting all witnesses.
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- Part 2 of Missions & Muffins