Technoblade's Guide to Surviving Greek Mythology
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Technoblade's Guide to Surviving Greek Mythology by Euthanasia (Dusk7)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
16 Mar 2026
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Lesson One: You can always blame all your life problems on the Greek gods.
Wilbur and Tommy listened attentively as Techno continued:
"Demigods had always been the first and foremost group who tied the gods to the mortal world. Half mortal, half god. They connect the space between immortality and mortality, and tread the perils within."
He looked around the New York traffic, and suddenly felt a pang of isolation.
"Basically, we do all the dirty work, and none of us gets any credit."
Philza gave him a placating look, like "don't impose your pessimistic attitude on those kids on their first day! Save them for later!"
//Or, the Percy Jackson AU no one asked for.
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