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• He is Not Your Asset (Or: Touch Grass — A Public Service Announcement) by tragic_fantasyfan21

  Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, Other
  • Complete Work

  24 Mar 2026

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • James "Bucky" Barnes & Sam Wilson
  • James "Bucky" Barnes & Thunderbolts Team Members
  • Sam Wilson (Marvel)
  • James "Bucky" Barnes
  • Yelena Belova
  • Alexei Shostakov
  • Ava Starr
  • Thunderbolts Team Members (Marvel)
  • Parody
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Meta
  • Metafiction
  • Social Media
  • fake tweets
  • Fake Tumblr Posts
  • Sam Wilson is Trying His Best
  • Bucky Barnes is Not Your Sad Little Boy
  • Yelena Belova is a Menace
  • The Thunderbolts are Fine Actually
  • touch grass
  • No Beta We Die Like Bucky's Reptutation on this Website
  • a love letter to fandom
  • But Also A Restraining Order
  • sambuckyweek2026
  • SamBucky Fans

  Summary

  In which Sam and Bucky discover that a significant portion of the internet has decided that Bucky joining the Thunderbolts is a trauma response, a regression, a safeguarding concern, and possibly the worst thing to happen in the MCU since Endgame.

  Yelena Belova has thoughts. Alexei has a photograph in mind. Ghost wants no part of any of this.

  The soup is fine. Touch grass.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Fandom Crack & Satire

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,820

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  27

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  263