Comet's Legofucking Fics (2021-2023)

Series Metadata

Creators:
Anonymous
Series Begun:
2021-12-15
Series Updated:
2026-03-26
Description:

- Created on March 25th, 2026 -

This "series" was created to group all the 18+ LEGO fics our system wrote between 2021-2023. Safe to assume all unfinished fics in this series have been abandoned at this point. Sorry folks.

- 🎭

Notes:

We've thought about writing LEGO smut fics again, but I'll be honest. We sort of spearheaded carving out a safe space to indulge in taboo fiction for the adult side of LEGO fandoms (namely Monkie Kid and Ninjago—we created the #problemonkie tag, surprise bitches) in the early 2020s. (God, so much time has passed, huh?) If you were active on Twitter in 2021 looking for somebody unafraid to openly yap to your heart's content about all the ways cartoon legos could sexually traumatize each other, you probably came across us and not much else. We helped coax out a good number of people that thought they were alone and should be ashamed of liking weird and messy fiction, while having the mental faculties understand what isn't appropriate in real life and refrain from hurting real people just fine. The fact I have to phrase it like that is stupid.

In any case, while we don't regret a single bit of effort we've put into rallying for the right to freedom in fiction as brazenly as we did, it really took a toll on us. We've always been heavily paranoid ourselves, and given the falsely righteous thought crime exposé culture of fandom, it was extremely draining. It amounted to a catastrophic psychotic break in 2024, and everything we liked before it happened just... hurts to engage with now. Maybe we'll come back someday. Who knows.

With all that said, don't think for a second that we've turned our back on our principles about fiction. Whoever might be reading this, don't stop creating, okay? There's always someone out there that could use your ideas, your stories, your perspective too. You're not ever as lonely as you think. I promise.

Take care, legofuckers.

- The Comets

Stats:
Words:
11,396
Works:
9
Complete:
Yes
Bookmarks:
1

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