Crack Finance AU

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• Gold Ship and T.M. Opera O Committed $9.7 Million in Securities Fraud on September 11th 2001 Using a Liechtenstein Stiftung, Seven Shell Companies Across Six Jurisdictions, and an 84-Year-Old Lawyer with Dementia Who Doesn't Recall Any of This by A_Lovely_Night_Sky for Astromech4K, DHydro

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  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  15 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Meisho Doto/TM Opera O (Uma Musume)
  • Daiwa Scarlet/Vodka (Uma Musume)
  • Gold Ship & T.M. Opera O (Criminal Business Partnership)
  • Meisho Doto & Financial Anxiety (Unhealthy)
  • Hans Brunner/Plausible Deniability (It's Complicated)
  • Gold Ship (Uma Musume)
  • T.M. Opera O (Uma Musume)
  • Mejiro McQueen (Uma Musume)
  • Vodka (Uma Musume)
  • Daiwa Scarlet (Uma Musume)
  • Tokai Teio (Uma Musume)
  • Silence Suzuka (Uma Musume)
  • Special Week (Uma Musume)
  • Hans Brunner (Original Character)
  • The SEC (Antagonist)
  • The National Tax Agency (Bigger Antagonist)
  • Crack Fic
  • Insider Trading
  • Securities Fraud
  • Tax evasion
  • Offshore Banking
  • Shell companies
  • Seven Shell Companies Across Six Jurisdictions
  • Liechtenstein Stiftung
  • The SEC Found No Conclusive Evidence
  • The Overlord Refuses To Pay Taxes
  • Fuhahaha!
  • Hypothetically
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Gold Ship Knows Things She Shouldn't Know
  • Dark Comedy
  • 9/11
  • This Is Not The 9/11 Fic You Were Expecting
  • The Charitable Donations Went Through
  • For Legal Purposes This Is A Comedy
  • Fluff
  • Romance
  • Angst
  • Less Than 1 Percent Effective Global Tax Rate

  Summary

  Two horse girls commit $9.7 million in securities fraud on September 11th, 2001.

  One makes millions. One loses everything. Both evade taxes across six countries.

  An 84-year-old lawyer with dementia provides plausible deniability. The SEC finds no wrongdoing. Half the profits go to charity.

  This is a comedy.

  (It shouldn't be, but it is.)

  This definitely isn't based off actual real world information that would make this theoretically possible.

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  Series

  • Part 1 of Crack Finance AU
  • Part 1 of Financial Education AU

  Language:

  English

  Words:

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