Financial Education AU
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Gold Ship and T.M. Opera O Committed $9.7 Million in Securities Fraud on September 11th 2001 Using a Liechtenstein Stiftung, Seven Shell Companies Across Six Jurisdictions, and an 84-Year-Old Lawyer with Dementia Who Doesn't Recall Any of This by A_Lovely_Night_Sky for Astromech4K, DHydro
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15 Mar 2026
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Two horse girls commit $9.7 million in securities fraud on September 11th, 2001.
One makes millions. One loses everything. Both evade taxes across six countries.
An 84-year-old lawyer with dementia provides plausible deniability. The SEC finds no wrongdoing. Half the profits go to charity.
This is a comedy.
(It shouldn't be, but it is.)
This definitely isn't based off actual real world information that would make this theoretically possible.
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- Part 1 of Crack Finance AU
- Part 1 of Financial Education AU
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Goldship Explains the S&P 500 and How to Invest Your Prize Money by A_Lovely_Night_Sky
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05 Apr 2026
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Tokai Teio wins the Arima Kinen and suddenly has 183 million yen and absolutely no idea what to do with it. Gold Ship, against her better judgment, sits down and explains — properly, thoroughly, and without condescension — what investing is, how the S&P 500 works, what happens when the NTA comes for you, and why Teio cannot, under any circumstances, check the account for at least six months.
Hosting a writing competition here.
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- Part 2 of Financial Education AU