maximal confusion, some believability

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• Cliff's Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week (Is Probably Going Better Than Ilya's) by petroltogo

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  05 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau & Ilya Rozanov
  • Boston Bears | Boston Raiders Team Ensemble & Ilya Rozanov
  • Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
  • Victor St. Simon
  • Boston Bears | Boston Raiders Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
  • Coach LeClaire (Game Changers)
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Carter Vaughn
  • Scott Hunter (Game Changers)
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • The Boston Bears Are Good Bros
  • Outing
  • (Of Ilya's Sexuality Not His Relationship With Shane)
  • The Winter Olympics In Sochi Go Differently
  • POV Outsider
  • Texting Fic
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Humor
  • Good Friend Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
  • Protective Bears
  • Having a focused conversation in a group chat challenge level: impossible
  • No cheating
  • Mixed Media
  • They Confused But They Got The Spirit
  • Timeline What Timeline

  Summary

  It figures that even half-way across the world Ilya's dick manages to ruin Cliff's day. The real surprise is that it isn't the only dick involved in this mess.

  Featuring an ill-timed outing, a supportive but clueless team trying its best, panicking over Russia's LGBTQ laws, too many group chats, an unhinged 3am brainstorming session on how to get your captain a new citizenship (asking for a friend) and Roz' inability to answer his fucking phone.

  Series

  • Part 1 of maximal confusion, some believability

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  20,578

  Chapters:

  3/4

  Comments:

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  Kudos:

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