Compromised Superheroes are the funniest kind

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• Say You Swear by NotCassia

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League of America (Comics), Justice League Action (Cartoon)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  01 Mar 2026

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gotham City Residents & Bruce Wayne
  • Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne
  • Diana (Wonder Woman) & Bruce Wayne
  • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) & Clark Kent
  • Gotham City Residents & Gotham City Residents (DCU)
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Clark Kent
  • Barry Allen
  • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
  • Diana (Wonder Woman)
  • Gotham City Residents (DCU)
  • Bruce Wayne is Brucie Wayne
  • Bruce Wayne is Batman
  • Bruce Wayne is a Menace
  • Clark Kent is So Done
  • Clark Kent is So Done With Bruce Wayne
  • Diana (Wonder Woman) is a Good Friend
  • Social Media
  • Batfamily Social Media (DCU)
  • Gotham City Loves Bruce Wayne
  • Crack

  Summary

  >Hannah
    @hannahbanana rest in peace Angel, you'll be missed😞💔 [a picture of a bulldog with sleek black fur—Angel—mid a snarl so vicious there's visible foam dripping from it's mouth]

        47k likes  397 replies

   

            >>Batman ✓
              @batman Replying to @hannahbanana you swear hes gone right😟

                   1.3m likes  507 replies

   

  >Anna
     @getannabortion sees post by @hannahbanana checks replies knowing damn well they're gonna be funny—BATMAN?!?😭🥀 [a meme of someone gaping, wide eyed and clutching their chest in absolute shock]

          82k likes  15 replies

   

  >Jennifer
       @niffer i JUST woke up😑

              29k likes  32 replies

  Series

  • Part 1 of Compromised Superheroes are the funniest kind

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  English

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  938

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  37

  Kudos:

  741

  Bookmarks:

  75

  Hits:

  3,338

• Must've Been The Wind by NotCassia

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
  • Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne
  • Clark Kent & Metropolis
  • Clark Kent
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Gotham City Residents (DCU)
  • Social Media
  • Justice League as Family (DCU)
  • Crack
  • Clark Kent is a Little Shit
  • Clark Kent is Superman
  • Bruce Wayne is Batman
  • Clark Kent Loves Bruce Wayne
  • Clark Kent is a Ray of Sunshine

  Summary

  Off to the more quiet side of the scene—or as quiet as it could get—there's Batman and Superman. Batman's gaze is fixed solely on the holographic display projecting from his gauntlet and the contents of it's information. Presumably explaining said contents to Superman. Superman, who is looking at said contents from beside Batman, occasionally nodding in response to whatever he's saying. They're too far from whomever is taking this video for them to be heard, but one could get a good go at reading their lips.

  The most obvious thing said is by Superman, “Sorry, I didn't catch that," his lips betray, as he steps closer than he already is. Lowering his head and drawing his ear closer to Batman's mouth.

  >Anna
   @getannabortion [edited gif of Superman leaning in closer towards Batman—closer than he already is, captioned «Sorry, I didn't catch that»] he has super hearing 😐😐🥀

           79k likes  142 replies

  >>Superman ✓
       @officialsuperman REPLYING TO @getannabortion a man can't even shoot his shot anymore 💔💔

           187k likes  401 replies

  >>>Anna
        @getannabortion REPLYING TO @officialsuperman HELLOOO??? 😭😭💔💔💔

              39k likes  97 replies

  Series

  • Part 2 of Compromised Superheroes are the funniest kind

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  English

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  933

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  55

  Kudos:

  735

  Bookmarks:

  50

  Hits:

  3,364