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The League are all scattered throughout the scene, rubble and debris piled up together after a clean up. Though something about the area still betrays the aftermath of chaos, too much finer debris littering the road and pavements. The Flash is answering questions from the only reporter past the yellow tape keeping every other civilian at bay. Green Lantern is basking in the attention of said, disgruntled civilians kept at bay by said yellow tape—something The Flash is visibly thankful for as it means he isn't getting swarmed.
Wonder Woman is on the other end of the scene, dealing with her own crowd. By her side, Martian Manhunter. Whom she is currently supporting most of her weight against, a gaping wound on her side already visibly knitting itself back together. Even as she speaks, answering a question with genuine passion, she occasionally winces. Shifting her weight before leaning it against Martian Manhunter, who takes it with stride.
Hawkgirl is nursing her own wounds, more likely muscle tension and exhaustion than anything worth concerning over. Stretching in the middle of the scene, almost impatiently. As if she's waiting for everyone else to decide they're all leaving, as if she can't just literally fly away. Then lastly, off to the more quiet side of the scene—or as quiet as it could get—Batman and Superman. Batman's gaze is fixed solely on the blue holographic display unit projecting from his gauntlet and the contents of it's information. Presumably explaining said contents to Superman. Superman is looking at said contents from beside Batman, occasionally nodding in response to whatever Batman's saying. They're too far from whomever is taking this video for them to be heard, but one could get a good go at reading their lips.
The most obvious thing said is by Superman, “Sorry, I didn't catch that," his lips betray, as he steps closer than he already is. Lowering his head and drawing his ear closer to Batman's mouth. The cameraman didn't deem this interaction worth their time and had simply continued panning their camera to the rest of the scene. Reporter, Lois Lane is making the Metropolis Police Department Commissioner sweat through his coat, mini microphone directly over his lips.
>Anna
@getannabortion [edited gif of Superman leaning in closer towards Batman—closer than he already is, captioned «Sorry, I didn't catch that»] he has super hearing 😐😐🥀
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>>Superman ✓
@officialsuperman Replying to @getannabortion a man can't even shoot his shot anymore 💔💔
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>>>Anna
@getannabortion Replying to @officialsuperman HELLOOO??? 😭😭😭💔💔💔
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>>>Yolanda
@yoyo Replying to @officialsuperman PARDON??? 😭💔💔💔
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>>>Christopher
@stop Replying to @officialsuperman superbat confirmed??? 👀👀
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>>>Delectable Bread
@delectable_bread301 Replying to @officialsuperman it's pretty clear he's just joking but I already know sum y'all are gonna make this gay 🤦♂️🤦♂️
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>>>>Bread_Eater
@breadeater27 Replying to @delectablebread301 👀👀👀🌒_🌘
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>47_Missiles
@halfexception_47 SUPERBAT CONFIRMED ON A RANDOM TUESDAY!!! LET'S GOOO!!! 🥳🥳🎉
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>Delectable Bread
@delectable_bread301 I personally feel like y'all are lowkey being super weird about this 🥀🥀 these are REAL people
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>>Elmo
@rockocansuckit Replying to @delectable_bread301 so did the diary factory explode or sum??? cause why am I hearing about your feelings 😭💔
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>>Jennifer
@niffer Replying to @delectable_bread301 we'll find something to do with this information bronana peel...eventually ✌️💔
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>>Layla_The_One
@layla_the_1 Replying to @delectable_bread301 does this mean schools are closed???
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>Minnie ❣️
@minnie ❣️ PLS CONFIRM SUPERBAT FOR THE NON BELIEVERS @officialsuperman
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>>Superman ✓
@officialsuperman Replying to @minnie❣️ im currently under red kryptonite influence, im not allowed to use my phone rn—so no comment
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>>>Minnie ❣️
@minnie ❣️ Replying to @officialsuperman HELP??? 😭💔
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>>>Minnie ❣️
@minnie❣️ Replying to @officialsuperman WHAT'S GOING ON??? ARE YOU OKAY??? 😭😭
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>>>Christopher
@stop Replying to @officialsuperman that actually explains a lot 😭🥀
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>>>Clover 🍀
@🍀 Replying to @officialsuperman “im not allowed to use my phone rn” ☠️💔
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>>>Clover 🍀
@🍀 Replying to @officialsuperman guys we're all complicit in enabling Superman's iPad kid era, smile for Batman's ledger 😭✌️💔
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>>>>Rocko
@elmocansuckit Replying to @🍀 as a gothamite i can't even blame you for assuming Batman's the one enforcing Superman's timeout😭💔
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>Supergirl's Wench
@supergirl_swench lowkey the last time we're all seeing Superman cause Batman's gonna eventually find out he somehow got access to his phone😔🙏💔
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>>Anthony
@tony Replying to @supergirl_swench RIP Man of Steel, you'll be missed 😔✌️💔
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>LOUD_POOPER
@loudpooper279 Let's all mourn Superman y'all, pay our respects😔💔
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>Superman ✓
@officialsuperman why does everybody think im dying???
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>>Jennifer
@niffer Replying to @officialsuperman 😭😭💔💔💔
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>>Yolanda
@yoyo Replying to @officialsuperman folk im crine—why does he STILL have his phone?!? 😭🥀
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>Superman ✓
@officialsuperman guys im not dying, im okay—my secret to longevity is assuming Batman is always tight
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>>47_Missiles
@halfexception_47 Replying to @officialsuperman HOLY AUTOCORRECT 😭🙏💔
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>>Lily
@lily Replying to @officialsuperman 😭😭
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>>Anna
@getannabortion Replying to @officialsuperman assuming Batman's always what???😭😭
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>>>Superman ✓
@officialsuperman Replying to @getannabortion Tight.
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>>>>Christopher
@stop Replying to @officialsuperman BRO DOUBLED DOWN 😭😭💔💔💔
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>>>>Jennifer
@niffer Replying to @officialsuperman SOMEBODY TAKE THAT DAMN PHONE ALREADY!!!😭😭😭
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