man's deadliest weapon

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• icarus reborn by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Figure Skating RPF  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  02 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Ilia Malinin/Mikhail Shaidorov
  • Ilia Malinin
  • Mikhail Shaidorov
  • Amber Glenn
  • Alysa Liu
  • Isabeau Levito (very briefly)
  • featuring Ilia's mom
  • trigger warning: 2026 olympics
  • Crying
  • Dissociation
  • Panic Attacks
  • (ilia doesn't have words for either of it though)
  • More Crying
  • Mutual Pining
  • Anal Sex
  • Bottom Ilia Malinin
  • Getting Together
  • ilia is a little bit of a mess
  • do NOT rescue misha he's exactly where he wants to be
  • dating without knowing you're dating because you're both idiots
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Kissing
  • no beta we die like ilia if he doesn't apologise every five seconds here

  Summary

  of losing your wings, falling on and off the ice, landing in someone's arms and re-learning how to fly.

  Series

  • Part 1 of man's deadliest weapon

  Language:

  English

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  1/1

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  107

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  10

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• half my soul (as the poets say) by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Figure Skating RPF  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  09 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Ilia Malinin/Mikhail Shaidorov
  • Ilia Malinin
  • Mikhail Shaidorov
  • various TeamUSA skaters
  • Crying
  • Dialogue Heavy
  • Fights
  • Arguing
  • Breaking Up & Making Up
  • Kinda
  • Tears
  • Blowjobs
  • Anal Sex
  • Crying During Sex
  • also crying outside of sex
  • shoutout to ilia's teammates for having more braincells than he does and also for being good friends
  • misha loves ilia sm he just wishes ilia would get out of his head
  • Nationals 2027
  • allusions to slightly disordered eating but it's not really that touched upon
  • Misunderstandings
  • no beta we die like ilia's phone here he somehow got that taken away again lmfao

  Summary

  of navigating long distance relationships, competitions, and your own brain. featuring various teammates and the beginnings of healthy communication

  Series

  • Part 3 of man's deadliest weapon

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  11,589

  Chapters:

  1/1

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  1

  Comments:

  25

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  97

  Bookmarks:

  8

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  1,128

• trade my whole life just to be top of the world (but i'm still not free, this is a secret that i keep) by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Figure Skating RPF  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  04 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Ilia Malinin/Mikhail Shaidorov
  • Ilia Malinin
  • Mikhail Shaidorov
  • other skaters mentioned
  • interviewers & social media
  • Interviews
  • Spiralling
  • Self-Discovery
  • Feminization
  • In a way
  • Crying
  • Crying During Sex
  • Anal Sex
  • Anal Fingering
  • Blow Jobs
  • Switching
  • Kissing
  • Makeup
  • Masturbation
  • ilia goes down a little rabbit hole on social media and is unable to be normal about it
  • obviously they have to fuck about it duh
  • no beta we die like ilia does from humiliation constantly

  Summary

  of interviews, social media, free skates & ilia's utter inability to ever be normal about anything. ever. with a side of insanity and spiralling, but just a tiny little bit, obviously.

  Series

  • Part 4 of man's deadliest weapon

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  13,227

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  28

  Kudos:

  75

  Bookmarks:

  9

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  954