Burner Accounts and Shanenanigans
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A video of Ilya Rozanov goes insanely viral one weekend. It’s him stopped on a red light, riding one of his bright sportscar, windows down with loud music, singing and bobbing along to Bad Bunny songs, an unlit cig between his lips, blissfully aware smoking (pun intended) hot he looks.
Few days later, he gets modelling/brand offers he gladly accepts to cure his boredom while Shane is out doing his own brand deals. To get Ilya into the mood, directors let him play his own playlists and do his own thing.
It breaks the internet.
If there’s one thing that Hayden accidentally outing them Shane is thankful for, it’s the fact that he can now stake his claim on Ilya. He just did not expect it’ll be against most of the internet and a quarter of the league.
(Greatly inspired by those videos of Connor Storrie dancing during his photoshoots that have not left my mind since I watched them.)Series
- Part 1 of Burner Accounts and Shanenanigans
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The internet reacts to Shane posting a domestic video of him and Ilya, and a freaky one of them with the caption being only one word: “Mine,” reminding everyone who Ilya will always return home to.
Then one of Shane’s brand deals drop, and it’s Ilya who has to fight for his life online to remind people this marriage is a partnership of a freak with another freak.
But the thing is, Ilya being possessive just makes the NHL burner accounts more into him, and it doesn’t help that someone drops a video recording of Ilya’s speech before Boston’s game against San Francisco before they won the Stanley Cup back in 2014.
Thus Shane continues his hunt for those burner accounts who seem to grow in number as days pass by. He decides to enlist the help of Hayden and JJ in doing so. It was not his brightest idea.
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- Part 2 of Burner Accounts and Shanenanigans