Red Checks and Orange Bombers

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Series Begun:
2026-05-13
Series Updated:
2026-06-27
Description:

Harry — the rolls he'd normally fail, the cracks where everything he is comes spilling out.
Kim — the steady hand, the line held quietly, for exactly as long as he can hold it.

Two ruined middle-aged men building something in the rubble of post-canon Revachol, told between Harry's crowded head and Kim's careful silence.
Tender, ridiculous, and filthier than either of them planned.


Notes:

This is where it started.

Unprofessional Conduct in the 41st didn't begin as a longfic.
It began as these — a handful of rough, self-indulgent drabbles about two ruined men, that I wrote to get an itch out of my head.
They got out of hand.
The accidental plot that grew out of them became the main story; this collection is the soil it grew in.

A few things worth knowing:

* These are standalone. You don't need the main fic to read them, though it'll hit harder if you have.
* They're **rougher and less polished** than the longfic on purpose — early sketches, missing scenes cut from the main, the original seeds.
* Read them in any order. They get **explicit**.
* Per-chapter tags and content warnings live on each individual work

Stats:
Words:
100,506
Works:
4
Complete:
No
Bookmarks:
3

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