When Anonymous Dumbassery Becomes Crack

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• Little One by StickyDog

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  15 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Sirius Black/Harry Potter
  • Sirius Black
  • Harry Potter
  • James Potter
  • Lily Evans Potter
  • Somnophilia
  • It quickly turns consensual
  • Harry Is A Bit of A Creep
  • divorcing!WolfStar
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Sirius As A Thirst Trap
  • Alternate Universe - No Voldemort (Harry Potter)
  • James Potter & Lily Evans Potter Live
  • obvi duh
  • Age Difference
  • Trans Sirius Black
  • we didnt know a poos was involved
  • Oral Sex
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Perhaps the poos was the friends we made along the way
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Siriusly!
  • Unrealistic Sex
  • But I'm not looking and neither should you ya nasty

  Summary

  The day after Harry turns 17, he decides he’s going to fuck his godfather.

  Series

  • Part 1 of When Anonymous Dumbassery Becomes Crack
  • Part 11 of No Longer Anonymous Dumbassery involving Sirius Black

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  17,390

  Chapters:

  4/4

  Comments:

  95

  Kudos:

  174

  Bookmarks:

  22

  Hits:

  3,534

• Pick Up? by StickyDog

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  07 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sirius Black/Harry Potter
  • Sirius Black
  • Harry Potter
  • Sprinkles of Others
  • Social Media
  • Texting Fic
  • Instagram
  • UnSirius & UnAngsty
  • ok theres a little angst
  • Harry is James Potters Little Brother
  • Implied Sexual Content
  • Implied Trans Sirius Black
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • But make it college as well and muggle
  • Jealousy
  • Sirius is Big Brother 2.0
  • so minor age difference
  • Sirius is diagnosed but we don't talk about that
  • Healing Black Family
  • implied/referenced trauma
  • Call Transcripts
  • Idiots in Love

  Summary

  Sirius has his rituals: study, sleep, Paddy Time. He only shares his dog, Little Pads, with a chosen few. Harry's always been one of them.

  Then Harry breaks the mold.

  Series

  • Part 2 of When Anonymous Dumbassery Becomes Crack

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,520

  Chapters:

  2/5

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  24

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  180