"Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

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• BREAKING: Shane Hollander is a FREAK (Ilya: Is what I said all along) by gimme_the_mf_tea

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  04 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Police Officers (Characters)
  • Police
  • News Media
  • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Shane Hollander
  • Crack
  • Shane Hollander's Cottage
  • Established Relationship
  • Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog
  • Sexual Freak Shane Hollander
  • Not really tho i think
  • Twitter
  • Comment Fic
  • Is that a correct tag??
  • No beta we die like shane's public reputation

  Summary

  BREAKING: Attempted robbery at renowned hockey stars and cup winners Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's home—caller was the robber himself!

  -

  OR in which a police bodycam footage was leaked and its revealed that the famous and beloved hockey couple might be a bit more freaky than what they seem

  Series

  • Part 1 of BREAKING: These people are FREAKS!!! + Twitter reacts!
  • Part 2 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,100

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  106

  Kudos:

  3,983

  Bookmarks:

  313

  Hits:

  38,794

• BREAKING: Ilya Rozanov is a FREAK (Shane: EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THAT) by gimme_the_mf_tea

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  04 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Kip Grady/Scott Hunter
  • Hayden Pike/Jackie Pike
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
  • Scott Hunter (Game Changers)
  • Kip Grady
  • Yuna Hollander
  • Police Officers (Characters)
  • Hayden Pike
  • Body Cam au
  • Twitter
  • Social Media
  • Comment Fic
  • Established Relationship
  • McDonald's
  • LMAO THATS A TAG
  • News Media
  • Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog
  • Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander
  • Crack
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Shane Hollander
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat (Game Changers)
  • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
  • Sexual Freak Shane Hollander
  • Protective Ilya Rozanov

  Summary

  BREAKING: Attempted robbery at renowned hockey stars and cup winners Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's hotel room in Tampa, Florida—caller was the robber herself!

  -

  Or in which ANOTHER bodycam footage was leaked! But this time it's not focused on the robber, but the victims in question! And Twitter goes wild over these two freaks!

  Series

  • Part 2 of BREAKING: These people are FREAKS!!! + Twitter reacts!
  • Part 3 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,695

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  68

  Kudos:

  3,091

  Bookmarks:

  208

  Hits:

  28,724

• BREAKING: They are both FREAKS (Centaurs GC: YES WE KNOW) by gimme_the_mf_tea

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  12 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Kip Grady/Scott Hunter
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
  • Police Officers (Characters)
  • Other Characters Mentioned
  • Police
  • News Media
  • Twitter
  • Comment Fic
  • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Established Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs (Game Changers)
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Shane Hollander
  • Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat (Game Changers)
  • Sexual Freak Shane Hollander
  • Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog
  • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
  • Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander
  • watch ur back mcdonalds
  • Eventual Smut
  • Shock Collars
  • :)
  • Light Bondage
  • Leashes
  • ya see where im going with this?
  • Crack
  • Fluff and Crack
  • No beta we die like shane's public reputation and image

  Summary

  BREAKING: Hacker managed to leak police cam footage at famous married hockey player couple’s home—this time the other pov!

  Series

  • Part 3 of BREAKING: These people are FREAKS!!! + Twitter reacts!
  • Part 4 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,318

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  92

  Kudos:

  1,722

  Bookmarks:

  123

  Hits:

  15,639

• Handy Handyman Hollander by gimme_the_mf_tea

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  19 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Anya | Ilya Rozanov's Dog
  • Shane Hollander's Parents
  • Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
  • Hayden Pike
  • Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
  • Scott Hunter (Game Changers)
  • Fluff and Crack
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Shane Hollander's Cottage
  • Jealous Ilya Rozanov
  • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
  • Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander
  • Dramatic Ilya Rozanov
  • woe is he for the cottage is against thee
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Eventual Smut
  • house renovation
  • this house may be homophobic
  • although it is new it was made by bad contractors
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Domestic Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

  Summary

  Shane is handy. Very handy.
  - Ilya likes this.

  The house is homophobic. Very homophobic.
  - Ilya does not like this.

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  Or in which Ilya Rozanov has beef with the cottage itself—believing that it is cockblocking them all the time. (Which may be true)

  Series

  • Part 5 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,608

  Chapters:

  3/5

  Comments:

  26

  Kudos:

  293

  Bookmarks:

  59

  Hits:

  6,260

• #strawberryflavored (Shane: Latex tastes like shit) by gimme_the_mf_tea

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  18 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Troy Barrett/Harris Drover
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
  • Brandon Wiebe
  • Twitter
  • thats right yall another socmed fic
  • Crack
  • Texting
  • Social Media
  • no beta we die like shane's golden boy rep
  • Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Shane Hollander
  • Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat (Game Changers)
  • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
  • strawberry flavored yall

  Summary

  @SensCentral✅️

  🚨 BREAKING: Images of text messages between Ottawa Centaurs members leaked!

  An anonymous account had posted images of a text messaging group chat, presumably from a player from the Ottawa Centaurs.

  UPDATE: Just confirmed that there was indeed a condom found by the Ice crew, and in the process of verifying the group chat.

  Images of the group messages below.

  [4 Photos of text messages with group named as "Centaurs (With Coach!(and not yucky pike))"]

  Series

  • Part 6 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,112

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  52

  Kudos:

  1,605

  Bookmarks:

  149

  Hits:

  11,059

• BREAKING: Local Russian man fights bear (Shane: ILYA NO WTF) by gimme_the_mf_tea

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  19 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Kip Grady/Scott Hunter
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Hayden Pike
  • Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
  • Yuna Hollander
  • Scott Hunter (Game Changers)
  • Kip Grady
  • Texting Fic
  • Social Media
  • News Media
  • Twitter
  • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Ilya is back and ready to sue
  • Crack
  • Comment Fic
  • Bears
  • not those kind of bears you dirty minded little freak
  • BAMF Ilya Rozanov
  • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Shane Hollander
  • Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat (Game Changers)
  • McDonald's
  • mentions of other animals

  Summary

  @ctvottawa✅️

  🚨 BREAKING: Local man fights a bear after it had wandered into in a park area, causing public distress for visitors.

  UPDATE: Man identified as professional hockey player Ilya Rozanov.

  Witness's video clip below.
  [VIDEO ATTACHED]

  Series

  • Part 7 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  872

  Chapters:

  1/2

  Comments:

  27

  Kudos:

  531

  Bookmarks:

  62

  Hits:

  4,098