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would that i by therandompasserby
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
15 Jul 2026
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A climate protester and a cop walk into a coffee shop and walk out with yet another humanity-ending prophecy dragging their worlds together.
Ancient monsters and hidden depths - literal, or otherwise - are just given.
Fortunately for Blüdhaven (and the world), they're Percy Jackson and Dick Grayson.
(Unfortunately, she's supposed to be retired. Watch your ass, Ze-)
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- Part 1 of would that i
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dinner and diatribes by therandompasserby
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Jul 2026
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Companion piece to would that i, told through the meals that never made it to the main fic.
Some are family dinners. Some are ambushes disguised as family dinners - same thing, really, once Percy’s and Dick’s people are involved. Because Percy feeds people, therefore Dick does too, and those ungrateful menaces they sometimes call family pay them back the only way they know how: with unsolicited, occasionally unwelcome, occasionally exactly-what-they-needed Opinions.
Their people say karma's a dish best served cold, because one thing they apparently agree on is that Percy and Dick are two of the most annoyingly opinionated people alive.
Dick begs to differ. And Percy thinks they all started it (and deserved it) anyway!
Or:
missing scenes.
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- Part 2 of would that i