Fuck! I’m Flat Broke in Houston & My New Roommate is An Insufferable Prick! feat. 222mg of Irony, QID
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Your name is DAVID ELIZABETH STRIDER, and you are FLAT BROKE.
As if the prospect of college wasn't bad enough on its own, you've found yourself fresh out of cash at the start of the semester. Being the suave businessman you are, you obviously have a few tricks up your sleeve, but... well, some of them are things you'd rather not dip your toes back into. Too harsh for the kind of vibe you're trying to build, y'know?
'Sides, you're an adult now. A real independent adult. So... Yeah, you've got this handled.
Unfortunately for you, however, the guy you're stuck rooming with is a piece of shit. Well, you guess you'll just have to deal with it.
It beats the alternative.
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My New Roommate is An Insufferable Prick! by timeboundGentry (hemoanemic)
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Jun 2026
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Your name is SOLLUXANDER CAPTOR, (although everyone just calls you SOLLUX) and your new roommate is AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
Look, moving to a new city is fine and all, alright? You could handle moving to a new city completely fine.
But more than six hours away from everything you've known your whole life, in a city practically thousands of times the size of your town? Well, maybe you need some time to adjust.
You're handling it, okay? You are. You really are. You'd probably be handling it better, though, if your roommate was actually a tolerable human being.
At least it's only a year. You can probably survive for one year.
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