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  1. My New Roommate is An Insufferable Prick! by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    16 Jun 2026

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    Your name is SOLLUXANDER CAPTOR, (although everyone just calls you SOLLUX) and your new roommate is AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.

    Look, moving to a new city is fine and all, alright? You could handle moving to a new city completely fine.

    But more than six hours away from everything you've known your whole life, in a city practically thousands of times the size of your town? Well, maybe you need some time to adjust.

    You're handling it, okay? You are. You really are. You'd probably be handling it better, though, if your roommate was actually a tolerable human being.

    At least it's only a year. You can probably survive for one year.

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