how do you like your eggs in the morning?

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Series Begun:
2026-06-19
Series Updated:
2026-07-12
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a.k.a. Sperm Donor Fic, a.k.a. a tumblr drabble that sprouted legs and sprinted off into the distance.

The original drabble/concept: "deciding you're sick of dating and just want to do the single mom thing, except sperm is expensive (and you're slightly terrified at the idea of not knowing the person whose dna you're about to combine with yours) so you ask your longtime friend and crush ryland grace if he'll donate. and instead if saying no he makes a joke about what, with a turkey baster? and you joke back, sure. or the old fashioned way, to which he replies that he's always been a sucker for tradition, and this goes on for a little bit until you realize maybe neither of you is joking anymore."

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