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1. how do you like your eggs in the morning? by sipofchai

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ryland Grace/Reader
   • Ryland Grace/You
   • Ryland Grace
   • You
   • Olesya Ilyukhina
   • Eva Stratt
   • Alternate Universe - No Astrophage (Project Hail Mary)
   • Childhood Friends to Lovers
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Smut
   • Fluff
   • Angst
   • Porn with Plot
   • Ryland Grace and Colt Seavers are Twins
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • Romance

   Summary

   You fell head over heels for Ryland Grace when you were twelve and he was thirteen. You let him break your heart when you were eighteen and he was nineteen (and an asshole). Now you're thirty-four. Now you're single, and determined to stay that way. Now you know better than to expect anything more from him than friendship, and advice, and maybe some sperm while you're at it?

   (or: the one where you are done with dating, and want to have a kid, and ask your best and oldest friend if he'd be willing to contribute. With or without a turkey baster.)

   Series

   • Part 1 of how do you like your eggs in the morning?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   38,440

   Chapters:

   3/4

   Comments:

   151

   Kudos:

   423

   Bookmarks:

   69

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   4,157