how to tune your radio
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“You think I’m pretty when I come.” Vox is better than this. She’s not some box-headed twink drawing hearts and stars because the Radio Demon was kind enough to let her lick his boots. Still, the words come out as a laugh as they click in place. “Holy shit.”
“I never said that,” he mumbles, going full airplane-ears on her.
“It was implied,” she grins, and an idea rolls into her mind. “You really want to know what you can’t do right?”
Alastor nods.
“Watch.”
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OR: Vox teaches Alastor how to not be a total failure for once.
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- Part 6 of Self-Made Woman
- Part 1 of how to tune your radio
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“Embarrass myself? I’m not the one fucking around with my own shadow,” Vox sneers.“Come on, bring it out here, I want to see it.”
“I don’t-”
“Alastor.”
He’s considered, more than once, that she must be hypnotizing him. Perhaps slipping love potion into his food when he hasn’t been looking. It would explain a lot; would let the fire lick his bones and protests grind to sand in his throat while keeping his pride intact.
If she is, she’s done a good job of covering her tracks. “I’m waiting.”
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OR: Alastor bites off more than he can chew. Vox has fun with her punishments.
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- Part 8 of Self-Made Woman
- Part 2 of how to tune your radio
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“Good boy.”
Alastor groans- or maybe that's just Lucifer rutting into the mattress. He can't tell. He can’t tell anything because Vox is getting eaten out live on the air and he's supposed to act like that's normal.
Think, Luci.
The average sinner is horny to a frankly absurd degree. Vox knows how to turn a profit. Hell itself will freeze over before the radio demon ever dips his hooves into audio erotica.
Therefore, he's not supposed to be listening to… this. A scene gone wrong, someone's magic going berserk, an accident.
So like the sensible adult he is, Lucifer steels his nerves and turns off the radio.
It keeps playing.
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OR: Vox and Alastor keep fucking over the radio. This somehow becomes Lucifer's problem.
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- Part 9 of Self-Made Woman
- Part 3 of how to tune your radio