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    “Good boy.”

    Alastor groans- or maybe that's just Lucifer rutting into the mattress. He can't tell. He can’t tell anything because Vox is getting eaten out live on the air and he's supposed to act like that's normal.

    Think, Luci.

    The average sinner is horny to a frankly absurd degree. Vox knows how to turn a profit. Hell itself will freeze over before the radio demon ever dips his hooves into audio erotica.

    Therefore, he's not supposed to be listening to… this. A scene gone wrong, someone's magic going berserk, an accident.

    So like the sensible adult he is, Lucifer steels his nerves and turns off the radio.

    It keeps playing.

    -

    OR: Vox and Alastor keep fucking over the radio. This somehow becomes Lucifer's problem.

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