The twoshots: Falling in love & lust
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Man-slut Theo takes Draco out for a night on the town. Little does Draco know that his friend has nefarious plans for him.
It's time to party.Enter one newly divorced witch with bouncing curls and lethal heels, and things slide out of control very quickly.
And maybe very conveniently...Will there be a second chance for Draco and Hermione?
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- Part 1 of The twoshots: Falling in love & lust
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Crunchy Frogs and Crushes by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2026
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Theo Nott proposes a terrible party game slash eating contest one Friday night at the Leaky Cauldron.
Hermione should and does know better than to accept the challenge, but when one piece of platinum blond wizardry flashes that infuriating smirk, there is very little she can do to resist.
As always, Draco Malfoy succeeds at getting under her skin, and the consequences of the game... they might turn out to be either mortifying or very interesting.
The reward for winning the contest? It's written on a folded napkin - waiting to reveal who's been far too infatuated for quite some time.
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- Part 2 of The twoshots: Falling in love & lust
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The Weird Sisters are back for only three concerts, and Hermione who has harboured a devastating crush on the lead singer in her teens, is there to have the night of her life.
Cue someone else from the past who will ensure she does exactly that.Or, how my two favourite idiots drink too much gin, battle with suggestive lyrics, and stumble into a lustful craze.
Or, how I mixed a tipsy Hermione with a pierced Draco.
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- Part 3 of The twoshots: Falling in love & lust
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Hermione gets a little more than she bargained for at Blaise's annual Halloween party.
“Am I ruffling your feathers properly?”
A skewed smile slid across his face.
“You’re trying too hard, Malfoy.”Series
- Part 4 of The twoshots: Falling in love & lust
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Professor Hermione needs help - and not from just anybody. No. From Professor Draco Malfoy. Him. The man who zooms around, shirtless on his broom, flaunting that magnificent chest - err...
Now focus.
Why does she need help? Because she has taken on one project too many - to finish Professor Kieslowski's research project on Swan Flight Augury, and for that, she needs someone with flying expertise.
Cue the shirtless flier. Cue a lot of nausea, and cue a little too much infatuation.
Or how Hermione ends up hanging above The Great Lake with one gorgeous, teasing wizard who might have his own agenda.
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- Part 5 of The twoshots: Falling in love & lust