niko's phm madness
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heading: home by nikomedes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
24 Jun 2026
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cynosure, noun (cy·no·sure ˈsī-nə-ˌshu̇r)
- a fated partner, typically romantic
- the draw to one's fated partner
- [archaic] one that serves to direct or guide, from the northern constellation Ursa Minor
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- Part 1 of niko's phm madness
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choked up by nikomedes for harpydora
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
10 Jul 2026
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"You can literally hear inside me when you focus, bud. Has observing the action of my gallbladder in HD made you think less of me as a person, or humanity as a whole?"
[Yes,] Rocky says without hesitation, which makes Grace choke on a laugh. He amends, […at first. Then I get used to. Kind of cute now. Humans need infinity liquids to do basic process, always new mucus…]
"I bet I'm gonna find your ultra-high-temp organs super cute too," Grace offers with an irrepressible grin, "and actually, okay, this strikes me as a morale problem. You're getting too down on yourself. I promise you there is nothing I could find rearranging your—" Nope. "—digging around in there that would shame the entire Eridian race."
[No way for you to know this,] Rocky says flatly.
"There definitely is, because I'm gonna shame the entire human race first."
This is how they spend the next three days on the glove box addition while Mary reads to them from the unreleased 2021 NEISS report, filtered by incidents requiring extraction of foreign objects from the 'lower trunk' or 'pubic region'.
(or, Rocky eats something inedible. Grace helps. They both get Really Weird About It.)
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- Part 2 of niko's phm madness