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Go Home, Kid (Seriously, It's Past Your Bedtime) by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Jul 2026
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Hell's Kitchen has a lot of rules, but Peter Parker just learned the most important one: If you are sixteen, wear a oversized hoodie, and step foot past 8th Avenue after dark, Daredevil will physically drop from the sky like a grumpy gargoyle to tell you to go home and do your homework.
Peter is deeply offended. He's also incredibly stubborn.
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The Defense Rests (And Wants You to Go to Bed) by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Jul 2026
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"Hypothetically speaking. If a legal citizen of New York—who may or may not be a teenager, but that's not important—is minding his own business, walking on a public sidewalk in Hell's Kitchen at night. And this... this individual in red leather, who thinks he owns the place just because he has a matching color scheme, physically grabs said citizen."
Matt’s jaw tightened slightly, but he kept his expression perfectly neutral. "Grabs them?"
"Yes! Manhandles them!"
Spider-Man needs legal representation. Specifically, he wants to know if he can file a restraining order against Daredevil for violating his constitutional right to wander into gang territory after curfew.
Attorney Matt Murdock is more than happy to give him a professional consultation. The fact that Matt is the exact "individual in red leather" in question? Entirely off the record.
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Unpaid, Unwanted, and Underfoot by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Jul 2026
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"Ozone and industrial glue, Matt. That's what the spider-webs smell like, isn't it?"
Peter Parker needs a fake legal internship to keep Aunt May off his back.
Matt Murdock intends to teach the kid a lesson about using a law firm as a superhero alibi by giving him the most boring filing duty in existence.
Neither of them expected Peter to actually read the New York penal code on the subway ride over. And Foggy Nelson definitely didn't expect to accidentally deduce the identity of a teenage vigilante over a stack of three-year-old aggravated assault files.
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