HUMMINA HUMMINA BANTANAREADER BC I LOVE BIG MEN

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• I’m the Best! Surely I’m Not Gonna— IS THAT A BLUE SHELL!?!?!?!? by rho_yourboat

  Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  20 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Ban Hammer (Phighting!)/Reader
  • Ban Hammer (Phighting!)
  • Reader
  • Losing at Mario Kart
  • how the FUCK is that a canonical tag
  • Handcuffs
  • Anal Sex
  • Bottom Ban Hammer (Phighting!)
  • nintendo switch 2 mentioned for the first time on phighting phandom
  • Mario Kart as Foreplay
  • Gay
  • Homosexual
  • Everyone is Gay
  • Bets & Wagers
  • on who tops
  • Leashes
  • Daddy Kink
  • but what’s funny is daddy’s bottoming
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • character(s) get mario karted
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Kissing
  • Hugs
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Light Social Commentary
  • Rope Bondage
  • First Time Bottoming
  • Shibari
  • aka japanese rope bondage
  • Mentioned Katana (Phighting!)
  • mentioned ban hammer/katana (phighting!)
  • i am in a beautiful polycule with these two so why tf not
  • i will write bantana soon trust
  • Crochet
  • Sexual Overstimulation
  • ban hammer (phighting!) has four eyes
  • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
  • Undressing
  • Sharing Clothes
  • Domestic Fluff

  Summary

  You and a certain Warden play Mario Kart World on your Nintendo Switch 2.
  Surprise surprise, he bets on his position in bed and loses.
  Time to give him his punishment!

  Series

  • Part 1 of HUMMINA HUMMINA BANTANAREADER BC I LOVE BIG MEN

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,093

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  7

  Hits:

  337

• Mystery Work

  Part of wow!!!! look at these drafts!!

  Summary

  This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!