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1. I’m the Best! Surely I’m Not Gonna— IS THAT A BLUE SHELL!?!?!?!? by rho_yourboat

   Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   20 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ban Hammer (Phighting!)/Reader
   • Ban Hammer (Phighting!)
   • Reader
   • Losing at Mario Kart
   • how the FUCK is that a canonical tag
   • Handcuffs
   • Anal Sex
   • Bottom Ban Hammer (Phighting!)
   • nintendo switch 2 mentioned for the first time on phighting phandom
   • Mario Kart as Foreplay
   • Gay
   • Homosexual
   • Everyone is Gay
   • Bets & Wagers
   • on who tops
   • Leashes
   • Daddy Kink
   • but what’s funny is daddy’s bottoming
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • character(s) get mario karted
   • Cuddling & Snuggling
   • Kissing
   • Hugs
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Light Social Commentary
   • Rope Bondage
   • First Time Bottoming
   • Shibari
   • aka japanese rope bondage
   • Mentioned Katana (Phighting!)
   • mentioned ban hammer/katana (phighting!)
   • i am in a beautiful polycule with these two so why tf not
   • i will write bantana soon trust
   • Crochet
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • ban hammer (phighting!) has four eyes
   • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
   • Undressing
   • Sharing Clothes
   • Domestic Fluff

   Summary

   You and a certain Warden play Mario Kart World on your Nintendo Switch 2.
   Surprise surprise, he bets on his position in bed and loses.
   Time to give him his punishment!

   Series

   • Part 1 of HUMMINA HUMMINA BANTANAREADER BC I LOVE BIG MEN

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,093

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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