Baby-verse
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Harvey stared at the pile of wood like it had personally wronged him.
There were four slats, two long panels, a headboard, a footboard, and roughly forty screws that all looked identical despite what the manual—which he was not reading—claimed were three different sizes. He'd been at this for almost two hours.
Two hours.
He'd closed multimillion dollar mergers in less time. He'd once talked a judge out of a contempt charge in under twenty minutes. And here he was, on his knees on the nursery floor, getting outmaneuvered by particleboard.
"This is a scam," he announced to the room. "This whole industry is a scam. There is no possible way this is supposed to take this long."
From the rocking chair in the corner, Mike didn't even look up from the tiny sock he was folding. "Mm-hm."
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Or, Harvey tries to build a crib. Mike provides moral support.Series
- Part 1 of Baby-verse