TrashyPandas (BlueJayFan)
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But then Harvey had leaned in, close enough that Mike could smell him—cologne and power and something distinctly Harvey—and murmured something about skipping dessert and heading to his place instead.
Mike had been halfway out of the booth before Harvey even finished the sentence.
Now he was bent over the back of Harvey's stupidly expensive leather couch, his legs shaking, his hair damp with sweat and sticking to his forehead, trying to remember what the hell led to this moment besides bad decisions and Harvey Specter’s goddamn stamina.
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The HR rep, a soft-voiced woman with the name tag Karen, sat beside Jessica with a legal pad and a cup of peppermint tea.
Mike paused in the doorway, suddenly aware of how out of place he must look, how guilty he probably looked despite having no idea what he was walking into. Karen offered him a gentle smile that felt all wrong.
"Mike, please. Have a seat."
He sat. Jessica gave him a small nod that didn’t comfort him at all.
"Mike," Karen began, her voice warm in a way that made him think of guidance counselors and pamphlets about coping with stress. "We asked you here because some concerns have been raised. About you. And about Harvey Specter."
"What concerns?"
Karen inhaled. "There have been rumors circulating. About Mr. Specter possibly... pressuring you. Into a relationship of a sexual nature."
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Mike had told himself, over and over again, that this wasn’t a big deal. It wasn’t. He just wanted to know. People asked questions all the time about their bosses. Some people wanted to know if Harvey was secretly married, or if he slept in a bed made of thousand-dollar bills. Mike just wanted to know if Harvey—well, if Harvey was into men. Purely for informational purposes. Totally platonic. Completely.
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What Happens In The File Room... by TrashyPandas (BlueJayFan)
Fandoms: Suits (US TV 2011)
01 Dec 2025
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It was two a.m. when Harvey’s judgment finally gave out.
It wasn’t like he hadn’t been heading toward disaster all night. Donna had warned him with that look—the one that said "you’re cruising for a lawsuit, Harvey," without opening her mouth. He’d ignored her. He’d ignored the first four fingers of scotch. He’d ignored the second text from Michelle, or maybe it was Melinda, or Maria. Whatever. The point is, he meant to send that picture to someone who already knew what they were getting into. Who’d seen it before. Who’d appreciate it, even if only with a bored emoji or a late-night come-through.
Instead, Harvey Specter, senior goddamn partner, sent a dick pic to Mike goddamn Ross.
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So he took the photo. Not his best work, not his worst. Dim lighting, but enough to show the curve of it, a teasing glimpse of thigh. A knowing smirk ghosted on his lips when he hit send.
Thirty seconds passed.
Then a reply.
Interesting way to say hello.
Mike frowned.
That wasn’t how "Zach" usually texted. "Zach" sent emojis. Eggplants. Droplets. Tongues. Not sentences.
He blinked at the screen, finger hovering over the message thread. Something itched in his brain, slow and sharp.
He tapped the contact at the top.
The screen loaded.
Harvey Specter.
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Or, Mike accidentally sends a dick pic to the wrong person.
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A bedtime series about memes, madness, and the very slow unraveling of Harvey’s grip on sanity
Each fic can be read as a stand-alone
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How To Take Care Of Your Self-destructive Associate by TrashyPandas (BlueJayFan)
Fandom: Suits (US TV 2011)
28 Nov 2025
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The Balloon Universe by TrashyPandas (BlueJayFan)
Fandom: Suits (US TV 2011), Suits (US TV)
16 Sep 2025
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