you're awful (I love you)

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• maybe I'm too busy bein' yours (to fall for somebody new) by Spotted_dusky

  Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
  • Ford Pines
  • Bill Cipher
  • Smut
  • One Shot
  • Hurt No Comfort
  • POV Third Person
  • POV Third Person Limited
  • POV Ford Pines
  • Porn with Feelings
  • Porn With Some Plot
  • Not Beta Read
  • No beta we die like Bill Cipher in canon
  • which is to say it's questionable if we actually died or not
  • I digress - Freeform
  • Gay Ford Pines
  • Gay Bill Cipher
  • Human Bill Cipher
  • AU - college professors
  • AU - rival professors
  • Past Relationship(s)
  • Past Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
  • Situationships
  • Bill Cipher/Ford Pines situationship
  • Ford Pines Has Issues
  • Bill Cipher Has Issues
  • 40-something Ford Pines
  • 40-something Bill Cipher
  • Office Sex
  • Hate Sex
  • annoyed with your ex sex
  • exes and coworkers
  • Hair-pulling
  • blowjob
  • tie tugging
  • Pet Names
  • Pet names to piss off your ex
  • Desk Sex
  • ford pines has a pain kink (implied)
  • I honestly should've had Bill spank Ford a bit but alas
  • Sexual Freak Ford Pines
  • (said with all the affection in the world)
  • I really want to write more of these idiots sometime
  • based on a twitter thread

  Summary

  Bill and Ford are both university professors. Despite their outward hostility, neither can get enough of the other. This leads to them desecrating Bill's office, naturally.

  Series

  • Part 1 of you're awful (I love you)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,697

  Chapters:

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