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1. maybe I'm too busy bein' yours (to fall for somebody new) by Spotted_dusky

   Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
   • Ford Pines
   • Bill Cipher
   • Smut
   • One Shot
   • Hurt No Comfort
   • POV Third Person
   • POV Third Person Limited
   • POV Ford Pines
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Porn With Some Plot
   • Not Beta Read
   • No beta we die like Bill Cipher in canon
   • which is to say it's questionable if we actually died or not
   • I digress - Freeform
   • Gay Ford Pines
   • Gay Bill Cipher
   • Human Bill Cipher
   • AU - college professors
   • AU - rival professors
   • Past Relationship(s)
   • Past Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
   • Situationships
   • Bill Cipher/Ford Pines situationship
   • Ford Pines Has Issues
   • Bill Cipher Has Issues
   • 40-something Ford Pines
   • 40-something Bill Cipher
   • Office Sex
   • Hate Sex
   • annoyed with your ex sex
   • exes and coworkers
   • Hair-pulling
   • blowjob
   • tie tugging
   • Pet Names
   • Pet names to piss off your ex
   • Desk Sex
   • ford pines has a pain kink (implied)
   • I honestly should've had Bill spank Ford a bit but alas
   • Sexual Freak Ford Pines
   • (said with all the affection in the world)
   • I really want to write more of these idiots sometime
   • based on a twitter thread

   Summary

   Bill and Ford are both university professors. Despite their outward hostility, neither can get enough of the other. This leads to them desecrating Bill's office, naturally.

   Series

   • Part 1 of you're awful (I love you)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,697

   Chapters:

   1/1

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