My Poly ZIT Fics!!!
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If you try to chase the sun, you're never gonna catch it by TheMendingBook
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
13 Dec 2025
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“-What can I help you with, my friend?”
“Well…” Impulse’s voice had grown a couple of notches higher, and he began to bounce on the balls of his feet at the question.
“-You maay be aware of the civil war currently underway, and-” He spread his arms wide like a super villain in a movie.
“-We here at Team Star wanted to formally invite you to join the winning side!”
Zedaph froze where he was kneeling in front of the chest, one hand rising to hold the lid open as he turned to look up at Impulse.
“…Why?” He asked suspiciously. “-You guys have been fine without me up until now.”
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The real reason why C! Zedaph never got involved in the Season 6 Civil War.Title from 'Matches' by Jonah Kagen.
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- Part 8 of Set in Hermitcraft!
- Part 1 of My Poly ZIT Fics!!!
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In every window I pass, it's your reflection in the glass by TheMendingBook
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
23 Jul 2026
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“Has it- Been longer?”
“Has it- Tango, it’s been a year!” He snapped, unable to contain his emotions.
“-Eighteen months! I don’t understand- I don’t-”
Impulse froze, and Tango fell backward onto his hands.
“No.” He said simply. “-Don’t- That’s not funny, Zed!”
OR: Third Life goes wrong, and Tango Impulse, and six other hermits leave Season Seven for far longer than intended.
Title from 'When the night is over' by Lord HuronSeries
- Part 2 of My Poly ZIT Fics!!!
- Part 12 of Set in Hermitcraft!
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“Tango-” He tried to protest, but no further words came. Which probably had something to do with the string of molten hot kisses now being left along his jaw.
“What?” The redhead faked innocence, placing a kiss behind Zedaph’s ear, leaning in to speak directly into it.
“-You wanted to make him jealous, right?”
OR: Zedaph and Tango ask Impulse to join their relationship. …They then take a slightly less than conventional route to convince him to allow himself to say yes.
(Title from Honey Whiskey by Nothing but Thieves).
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- Part 3 of My Poly ZIT Fics!!!