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• Shane Hollander Doesn't Understand Hazing by TheMalapert

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

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  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Hayden Pike
  • J. J. Boiziau
  • Gilbert Comeau
  • Jackie Pike
  • Original Characters
  • Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
  • Scott Hunter (Game Changers)
  • Carter Vaughn
  • Rose Landry
  • Miles (Game Changers)
  • Texting
  • Texting Fic
  • Feminization
  • Crack
  • Sexting
  • Autistic Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
  • Hazing
  • bros being bros
  • (derogatory)
  • but also bros being bros
  • (complimentary)
  • Locker Room Talk
  • Derogatory Language
  • WAG chat
  • WAG Ilya Rozanov
  • pls use work skin pls pls
  • i work so hard
  • Sex Toys
  • Sexual Roleplay
  • Orgasm Control

  Summary

  Today 3:57 PM

  Jane: Hey so. I need you to sext me like a girl

  Today 10:18 PM

  Lily: what

  …

  Or, Shane Hollander becomes Captain of the Metros, Ilya officially hates Hayden Pike, and there’s a new “girl” coming to the Montreal Met-Hoes chat.

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