Ain't a War Without a Body Count!

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• This is Making the Tabloids, Baby! by RMWrites

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, Multi
  • Complete Work

  20 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jazz & Prowl (Transformers)
  • Jazz/Prowl (Transformers)
  • Constructicons/Prowl (Transformers)
  • Constructicons & Prowl (Transformers)
  • Devastator/Prowl (implied)
  • Jazz (Transformers)
  • Prowl (Transformers)
  • Alternate Universe
  • Dialogue Heavy
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Except it's 100 percent serious to me
  • Suggestive Themes
  • the jazz/prowl isn't romantic nor platonic but a secret third thing
  • my friend refers to this as asexual party animal jazz and stoic freak prowl
  • Autobot/Decepticon Cross-Faction Romantic Relationship
  • Autobot/Decepticon Cross-Faction Sexual Interfacing
  • it's complicated (but not to prowl)
  • the constructicons haunt the narrative
  • Autistic Prowl (Transformers)
  • to me at least
  • How Do I Tag
  • Attempt at Humor
  • oh my god and they were work wives
  • this is by far my most dialogue heavy fic ever
  • Freak behavior
  • from the both of them
  • these two are not normal

  Summary

  Prowl has been keeping a secret from poor ol' Jazz. But Jazz has a nose for that sort of thing, and he'll sniff the truth out, one way or another!

  Watch out, Prowler! Jazz is on the case! And he knows how to make you talk!

  Series

  • Part 1 of Ain't a War Without a Body Count!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,641

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  31

  Kudos:

  346

  Bookmarks:

  56

  Hits:

  1,478

• More News at 11 by RMWrites

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Multi, Other
  • Complete Work

  30 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Constructicons/Prowl (Transformers)
  • Prowl (Transformers)
  • Alternate Universe
  • Implied Sexual Content
  • Autobot/Decepticon Cross-Faction Sexual Interfacing
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • in the complete opposite direction of the first piece this one has almost no dialogue at all
  • Autistic Prowl (Transformers)
  • Prowl wants to get laid so bad it makes him look stupid
  • except he's still trying too hard thinking about it
  • the prequel no one asked for
  • Prowl laying there thinking about things the fic
  • i was left unsupervised at work what else was i supposed to do? work?
  • Wheeljack shows up for 5 seconds at the end

  Summary

  Laying awake in his berth, Prowl decides that if everyone else can go interfacing on a whim with each other, then he should be allowed to go after what he wants too.

  It's not his fault his type is big, chunky, and have plenty of handholds.

  Oh, and they're Decepticons. But that's irrelevant.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Ain't a War Without a Body Count!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,777

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  27

  Kudos:

  214

  Bookmarks:

  12

  Hits:

  1,022