Get Cursed, Idiot

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• Paws to the Walls by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  23 Aug 2026

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  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Boston Bears | Boston Raiders Team Ensemble & Ilya Rozanov
  • Boston Bears | Boston Raiders Team Ensemble & Shane Hollander
  • Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau & Ilya Rozanov
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Shane Hollander
  • Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
  • Victor St. Simon
  • Ryan Carmichael
  • Ryan Price (Game Changers)
  • Boston Bears | Boston Raiders Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
  • Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
  • Coach LeClaire (Game Changers)
  • Hayden Pike
  • Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais
  • Svetlana Vetrova
  • Scott Hunter (Game Changers)
  • Magical Realism
  • Animal Transformation
  • Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog
  • LITERALLY
  • Curses
  • Witches
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Ilya Rozanov gets transformed into a dog
  • Dogs
  • Cliff lowkey has a crush on Ilya but he's not thinking about that rn
  • He has to help his boy
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Relationship Reveal
  • accelerating the slowburn through magic
  • Soulmates
  • Curse Breaking
  • POV Alternating
  • Panic Attacks
  • Supportive Boston Bears | Boston Raiders (Game Changers)
  • Good Friend Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
  • 1 Boston Rookie I just Made up
  • Also a witch girl I made up
  • Hookup Building
  • Shane Hollander Revealed as Montreal Jane
  • Hockey Captain Ilya Rozanov
  • Hockey Captain Shane Hollander
  • Fuck AI
  • Smut
  • Anal Sex
  • Oral Sex
  • Porn with Feelings
  • Shane Hollander Has Panic Attacks
  • Internalized Homophobia

  Summary

  Ilya's not so unlucky he'd be the victim of the first on-ice hockey curse in literal years, right?

  Well, with the energy the burning of his effigies has unlocked and the general sentiment of one too-powerful witch girl putting an intent into the universe, he is.

  Now he's on all fours, and unable to play for at least a month unless Cliff and the gang can pull it together to find Ilya's true love to break the curse. Obviously that's Montreal Jane, the only woman Cap's ever guarded with such fierce jealously. So they have one night to find her and save Cap all in one fell swoop.

  And find her they do.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Get Cursed, Idiot

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  English

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