Fake Civilian Red Hood AU

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• Red Hood who? I'm Retired by itsTuna

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  31 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jason Todd & Damian Wayne
  • Bruce Wayne/Confusion
  • Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Duke Thomas & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
  • Dick Grayson & Wally West
  • Roy Harper & Koriand'r & Jason Todd
  • Jason Todd
  • Damian Wayne
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Alfred Pennyworth
  • Tim Drake (DCU)
  • Dick Grayson
  • Cassandra Cain
  • Stephanie Brown
  • Duke Thomas
  • Wally West
  • Bart Allen
  • Roy Harper
  • Justice League (DCU)
  • Teen Titans (DCU)
  • Koriand’r
  • The Outlaws (DCU)
  • Members of the Team (Young Justice)
  • Superfamily Members (DCU)
  • Gazillion Background & Cameo Characters
  • Secret Identity
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Jason Todd is a Menace
  • Theater Nerd Jason Todd
  • Troll Jason Todd
  • Jason Todd and Damian Wayne Meet in the League of Assassins
  • Good Sibling Jason Todd
  • Jason Todd is Red Hood
  • Identity Reveal
  • Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU)
  • Batfamily (DCU)
  • Damian Wayne is a Menace
  • Damian Wayne Being a Little Shit
  • Jason Todd Being a Little Shit
  • Canon Temporary Character Death
  • Jason Todd Returns Home
  • Identity Shenanigans
  • Fluff and Crack
  • Humor
  • Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent
  • Tim Drake is Robin (DCU)
  • Competent Jason Todd
  • Jason Todd-centric
  • Cassandra Cain is Black Bat
  • Stephanie Brown is Batgirl
  • Stalker Tim Drake (DCU)
  • no beta we die like jason todd
  • Jason Todd is Mistaken for a Hallucination
  • Smart Damian Wayne
  • Crack
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Fluff
  • Fake Civilian Jason Todd
  • Troll Damian Wayne
  • Rated T for swearing
  • Comedy of Errors
  • Misunderstandings
  • but in a funny way
  • Therapy
  • Therapist Harleen Quinzel
  • Jason Todd’s A+ Bullshitting skills
  • POV Alternating
  • Identity Porn
  • Tim Drake Lacks Self-Preservation Instincts (DCU)
  • I tagged too close to the sun I ran out of tag space

  Summary

  Why would I get rid of Tim?
  He's just a tiny guy.
  Bruce didn't kill the Joker for revenge?
  Who cares. He said I wasn't his son.
  Besides Dick killed the Joker, so I'm good.

  Or Jason decides to come back to Gotham 4 years after the pit and doesn't want to be estranged from his family + Bruce.
  What does he do?
  Simply... show up, help Alfred prepare dinner, join dinner, act as if he never died and has nothing to do with the new awesome crime lord, named the Red Hood.

  (Trying to update once a week.)

  Series

  • Part 1 of Fake Civilian Red Hood AU

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  30,171

  Chapters:

  14/?

  Comments:

  267

  Kudos:

  712

  Bookmarks:

  148

  Hits:

  10,507

• KR’s guide to acquiring family (name pending) by itsTuna

  Fandoms: Superboy (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Adventure Comics (DC Comics), Justice League - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  04 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Kon-El | Conner Kent & Lena Luthor
  • Kon-El | Conner Kent & Kara Zor-El
  • Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor
  • Kon-El | Conner Kent & Kon-El | Conner Kent
  • Kon-El | Conner Kent & Dinah Lance
  • Kon-El | Conner Kent & Members of the Team (Young Justice)
  • Jonathan Kent & Kon-El | Conner Kent
  • Lena Luthor
  • Kara Zor-El
  • Jonathan Kent
  • Superfamily Members (DCU)
  • Members of the Team (Young Justice)
  • Teen Titans (DCU)
  • Kon-El | Conner Kent
  • Kara Zor-El | Kara Danvers
  • Krypto the Superdog (DCU)
  • Kon-El | Conner Kent-centric
  • Kon-El | Conner Kent is Superboy
  • Kon-El | Conner Kent is Not Superboy
  • Kon-El | Conner Kent Needs a Hug
  • Kara Danvers and Lena Luthor in Love
  • Kara Danvers and Lena Luthor takes in Kon-El | Conner Kent
  • Found Family
  • Is it Found Family if you just lure a kid you’re related to home???
  • Protective Kara Danvers
  • Protective Lena Luthor
  • Clark Kent giving Kon-El | Conner Kent up for adoption
  • kind of but not really
  • Lex Luthor in prison
  • Lois Lane is So Done
  • Kara Zor-El | Kara Danvers found a therapist and is less depressed
  • POV Alternating
  • POV Kon-El | Conner Kent
  • POV Lena Luthor
  • CEO Lena Luthor
  • Kon-El and Conner Kent are different people
  • Two Kon-El | Conner Kents
  • Family Feels
  • Comfort
  • Fluff
  • Fluff and Humor
  • cuteness aggression
  • Clark Kent went to get the milk
  • Then came back and found out the kid is Kara’s now no take backsies
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Domestic Bliss
  • Established Relationship
  • Kara Danvers is Kon-El | Conner Kent's Parent
  • Lena Luthor is Kon-El | Conner Kent's Parent
  • Most of these tags are made up
  • Dick Grayson is Robin
  • Kara Danvers is Supergirl
  • Baby Jonathan Samuel Kent
  • No beta we die like Conner Kent
  • But only in Infinite Crisis #6
  • Will add tags as story goes

  Summary

  Kara and Lena take in a traumatized teenage clone and somehow theres a second one. Domestic bliss, Kryptonian style.

  This story is set years before Red Hood Who? I’m Retired started and can be read as a standalone.

  Still! Trying to update once a week (or at least Bi-weekly!!)

  Series

  • Part 2 of Fake Civilian Red Hood AU

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,985

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Comments:

  26

  Kudos:

  42

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  405