anon’s cressi fics
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Cristiano is the head of the Parent-Teacher Association and takes his bake sale duties very seriously. His poor husband Leo is strung along for the ride.
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- Part 1 of anon’s cressi fics
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“The new kid. Look at him.”
Leo frowns at him. “He’s eighteen, Ney.”
“And?” Neymar challenges. “It’s not like I’m going to try anything. Just look at him. He’s cute.”
Leo shifts his gaze to the boy. From a purely objective point of view, he can see where Neymar is coming from.
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- Part 1 of if you want it (you can get it)
- Part 2 of anon’s cressi fics
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Cristiano is being a brat. Leo decides to do something about it.
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- Part 3 of anon’s cressi fics
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Leo has a hard time understanding teenagers, particularly the one barricading himself in Leo’s bathroom doing God knows what.
OR: Stories and snippets of World Cup winner Leo and teenage starboy Cristiano.
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- Part 3 of if you want it (you can get it)
- Part 4 of anon’s cressi fics
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Leo can't believe this is happening.
It isn't like he's a fan. Not when he grew up in La Masia and plays for Barcelona.
But this is Ronaldo. Cristiano Ronaldo. 9 time Ballon d’Or winner Cristiano Ronaldo. Leo is bound to feel a little intimidated.
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- Part 4 of if you want it (you can get it)
- Part 5 of anon’s cressi fics
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“Have you ever sucked cock before?”
Leo wasn’t expecting that question. Cristiano is the one who does the sucking in their relationship. He decides to answer honestly. “No.”
“Do you want to try?”
OR: Stories and snippets of decorated superstar Cristiano and teenage wonderkid Leo.
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- Part 5 of if you want it (you can get it)
- Part 6 of anon’s cressi fics
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The Lionel in front of him isn't an exact copy. This one is older. Much older. With lean muscles and a large collection of tattoos covering his baby fat-less body.
“Who are you?” The older Messi questions, staring at him incredulously.
Leo forces himself to speak. “I think I’m… you.”
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- Part 6 of if you want it (you can get it)
- Part 7 of anon’s cressi fics
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“Strip.”
Cristiano could say no. He could spit in the man’s face and tell him to go fuck himself, but he's the one who wants to get fucked tonight and they both know it.
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- Part 8 of anon’s cressi fics
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Leo wants to see him. He always wants to see him. Even if Cris might not want to look at him right now.
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- Part 9 of anon’s cressi fics
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Alana's Intelligent Guide to Making New Friends and Family by Anonymous
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
01 May 2023
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Alana is a smart girl.
But even she doesn’t know why Papa doesn’t come home anymore.
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- Part 10 of anon’s cressi fics
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Cristiano knows this is fucked up.
Leo knows it too.
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- Part 11 of anon’s cressi fics
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“You should watch where you’re going,” Cristiano huffs, looking down at the shorter man in distaste. His scowl intensifies when he sees what the other man is wearing.
Denim shorts. The small stranger decided to show up to a children’s football game dressed in cuffed denim shorts and a t-shirt. He’s even holding a gourd of yerba mate, like he’s on vacation on a sandy beach in Miami and not at one of the most important games of the amateur U13 season.
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- Part 12 of anon’s cressi fics
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Cristiano and Lionel finally have dinner together.
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- Part 13 of anon’s cressi fics
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“Not bad, right?” Neymar gestures to the Barcelona cheerleaders dressed in blaugrana and holding matching pom-poms.
They’re pretty, mostly women with blonde hair and blue eyes, but they aren’t Leo’s type. The only cheerleader Leo can think about is the one on the other side of the pitch— the tall Adonis of a Madridista shaking his ass in a too-small skirt.
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- Part 14 of anon’s cressi fics
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Leo gets off to Cristiano crying.
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- Part 15 of anon’s cressi fics
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On January 10, 2027, Lionel Messi retires from professional football.
Cristiano is weird about it.
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- Part 16 of anon’s cressi fics
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Lionel Messi signs a new deal with Inter Miami until December 2028.
Cristiano reacts accordingly.
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- Part 17 of anon’s cressi fics
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Cristiano is nineteen, he works harder than anybody in Madrid, and he’s constantly improving his game.
But what does that matter when everybody has already crowned Barça’s seventeen-year-old Lionel Messi as the next big thing?
OR: Young Lionel and Cristiano in the 2024/2025 La Liga season.
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- Part 18 of anon’s cressi fics
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Leo gets a phone call while having dinner with Neymar.
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- Part 19 of anon’s cressi fics
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Old catboy Cristiano still hasn't found his forever home.
Leo is determined to change that.
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- Part 1 of caterwaul
- Part 20 of anon’s cressi fics