Whatsits Galore
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Derek really doesn't hate it. Really. He doesn't.
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- Part 1 of Whatsits Galore
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"Next time you wanna give us the birds and the bees talk, hand out condoms at the end.”
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- Part 2 of Whatsits Galore
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Stiles grunts and lifts his head, looking down at Scott with narrowed eyes. He sneezes. Right in Scott’s face.
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- Part 3 of Whatsits Galore
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It's pack night and movies are on the agenda.
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- Part 4 of Whatsits Galore
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They’re all lost in their own worlds when they hear the scream. If the sheriff hadn’t already left, Scott knows he’d have been up the stairs in an instant. Instead, it’s him that flies off the couch and bounds up the stairs into Stiles’ room.
He’s laying there in the bed, eyes wide but unseeing, mouth open in a horrible wail.
"Stiles!"
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- Part 5 of Whatsits Galore
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“Oh,” Allison breathes, body falling back slightly so her hands are braced on the blankets beneath her. “Oh, wow.”
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- Part 6 of Whatsits Galore
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Sex with Stiles is great. It's the after part that always gets Derek.
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- Part 7 of Whatsits Galore
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"My, uh, Stiles is in the other room. Unpacking." Stiles is not unpacking. Of course he’s not. Because he’s a giant asshole.
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- Part 8 of Whatsits Galore
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When Derek fucks him and Stiles comes all over their stomachs he barely even bats an eye when Derek pulls out and slips his way down his body to swirl his fingers through the milky fluid and suck it off the curves of his hips and the head of his cock.
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- Part 9 of Whatsits Galore
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Stiles doesn't give Derek what he wants unless he asks for it.
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- Part 10 of Whatsits Galore
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"Okay, the werewolf stuff was one thing. Super smell, getting hairy once a month, glowing eyes, but this? Scott, seriously?"
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- Part 11 of Whatsits Galore
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Derek makes the prettiest noises when Lydia’s fucking him.
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- Part 12 of Whatsits Galore
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"So," he huffs, when he can breathe again, "you missed me?" He grins up at the off-white ceiling and runs his fingers through Isaac’s hair.
"Mm," Isaac replies, and Scott laughs, making Isaac’s head wobble against his stomach.
"Missed you too."
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- Part 13 of Whatsits Galore
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"I’m taking you out to dinner tomorrow."
Stiles freezes mid-swirl of his mouthwash, cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk. He pulls his phone away from his ear to make sure he’s still talking to Derek and raises his eyebrows a little bit, spitting into the sink before he asks, “Why?”
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- Part 14 of Whatsits Galore
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Their faces are pressed up against each other, breath mingling between them through their helmets as they both push and shove, trying to keep the other from pushing past.
Eventually, Derek’s bulk wins out over Stiles’ cunning speed and he tears through his teammates, running full speed across the field. When he raises his arms to catch the ball flying toward him, he doesn’t expect it to land perfectly. Stunned, the only thing he can do at first is stand there, the ball in his hands, before he starts running. He makes it all of three steps before something - someone - crashes into him. Hard.
He hits the grass with a grunt and something that sounds sickeningly like a crunch. The last thing he registers before everything goes black is that the ball is still in his hands.
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- Part 15 of Whatsits Galore
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She’s still laughing when she rolls over, falling on her back between her boys and searching out their hands with hers. She brings them up against her chest, clutching them to her with a sigh that turns into a giggle.
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- Part 16 of Whatsits Galore
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The first time Stiles sees him it’s before Scott tells him that’s Derek’s gone. He goes running up to him and punches the guy on the shoulder with a loud, “Dude!” and very quickly realizes that this guy is not Derek and he’s just accidentally punched a stranger pretty hard on the arm.
After apologizing profusely, Stiles flees and hopes to God he never sees that guy again.
He does.
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- Part 17 of Whatsits Galore
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"Oh my god. I am so sorry!” Stiles grabs the nearest handful of napkins and pushes them at Isaac’s crotch, rubbing at it in an attempt to dry it.
"Uh."
Stiles looks up at Isaac, down at the hands he’s got becoming very friendly with Isaac’s crotch, and blushes all the way up to his eyebrows. “Eh, my bad. Uh.”
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- Part 18 of Whatsits Galore
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"Ow, shit! Is that your elbow?"
"No, Derek, that is not my elbow. I can’t even bend my arm right now!"
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- Part 19 of Whatsits Galore
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The latest group of ugly that rolled into Beacon Hills over the weekend was an ogre. An ogre. And here was Stiles, thinking her life couldn’t get any weirder. As it turns out, life doesn’t get much weirder than ogres who throw your boyfriend into trees.
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- Part 20 of Whatsits Galore