Ineffable Kinktober 2026
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This fic is part of the Ineffable Kinktober series for 2026.
DAY 1 PROMPT: WINGS
In the days following the Apocalypse That Wasn’t, Crowley and Aziraphale grow closer, and begin to help each other with more intimate tasks, like wing grooming. When a boozy lunch leads to a playful gesture gone wrong, they find themselves confronting a new kind of intimacy altogether.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Kinktober 2026
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If you had asked Crowley if he had a *thing* for Aziraphale’s braces, he would have said, “pffft, of course not, that’s ridiculous.”
Crowley, of course, would be lying.
Crowley wanted to pull those ridiculous braces off with his teeth. He wanted to run his fingers beneath them, snap them just hard enough to sting, and hear the sharp gasp of surprise or the moan of pleasure the angel might make. He wanted to run his tongue over the fabric, mouthing at Aziraphale’s nipples through his shirt as he worked up and down his torso.
He wanted to rip them off the angel right now, and-
No, he DEFINITELY shouldn’t be thinking about that.
AKA: Crowley has a kink for Aziraphale’s braces, and finds himself in a compromising situation in the bookshop as a result one day. Luckily for the demon, Aziraphale is very good at showing grace.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Kinktober 2026
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To Catch a Senator by letmetemptyou19
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2026
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When Crowley is assigned by Hell to seduce a Roman senator, he hardly expects to find an angel filling the position. Even more unexpected is Aziraphale’s eagerness to help him pull it off.
Please mind the tags/CWs. This fic is NOT for everyone!
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Kinktober 2026
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Drive Me Up The Wall by letmetemptyou19
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2026
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Aziraphale is strong. So strong in fact, he’s certain he could fuck Crowley up against the wall, supported by only one hand.
Crowley is eager to put his theory to the test.
AKA, Crowley has a strength kink, and Aziraphale isn’t afraid to flex a little - pun intended.
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- Part 4 of Ineffable Kinktober 2026
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Returning the Favor by letmetemptyou19
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
05 Oct 2026
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After Crowley saves the books, Aziraphale offers to do something for him in return. When Crowley finally gives in to the offer, it blows the hinges off of a door that’s been locked tight for nearly six thousand years, and some doors just can’t be unopened.
This fic starts with a scene in S2, but otherwise is not canon-compliant.
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- Part 5 of Ineffable Kinktober 2026
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How to Succeed in Tempting Without Really Trying by letmetemptyou19
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
06 Oct 2026
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“You look… very pretty,” Aziraphale said as he took in the sight of Crowley, adorned in jewelry and silks. Of course, the angel was mocking him. Unfortunately, knowing that didn’t make the demon’s heart beat any quieter.
Crowley scowled at him as he continued to fuss irritably with his toga.
“Demons aren’t pretty.”
“… Tempting, then,” Aziraphale said, a bit quieter. He was looking at Crowley funny, his lips slightly parted.
“You alright?” Crowley asked. “Have you eaten?”
Aziraphale licked his lips, and his gaze finally moved from Crowley’s hands tugging at his fine garments to his face again.
“No.”
There was a moment where their eyes met, and the air felt thick in Crowley’s lungs. He reached for his wine goblet and drained it, before tossing it into a large potted plant to be discovered by confused waitstaff later.
“We’d best find the buffet table, then, hmm?”
Aziraphale smiled. “Yes, lead the way.”
In other words: Four times Crowley refuses to accept praise from the angel, and one time when he finally does.
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- Part 6 of Ineffable Kinktober 2026
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Pull Me In, Pull Me Under by letmetemptyou19
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
07 Oct 2026
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It’s the fourteenth century, and Crowley is miserable. He’s stopped caring for himself. Stopped caring about anything at all, really.
When he can, Aziraphale stops by to check on him. Tidy his living quarters, ensure he’s keeping up with his reports, and brushing and plaiting Crowley’s long, unkempt hair as the demon struggles to cope with the death and destruction all around him.
One day, Aziraphale accidentally pulls Crowley’s hair while plaiting it, and together, they make a startling discovery. Much like an angel and a demon, they find, pain and pleasure make better bedfellows than one might think.
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- Part 7 of Ineffable Kinktober 2026