The Unrivaled Extraverse
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So just how did the conversation go when Garak and Parmak were deciding to relocate to Earth?
Extraverse Tale #1 circa (you guessed it) 1989
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- Part 1 of The Unrivaled Extraverse
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Garak and Parmak meet with their sponsor Damar shortly after their arrival on Earth. Parmak isn't sure, but he thinks that Damar might not be all the fond of the two of them. He can't possibly imagine why...
(Modern AU Aliens still Aliens)
Extraverse tale #2 circa 1990
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- Part 2 of The Unrivaled Extraverse
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A few months into their settling on Earth, Damar finds Garak and Parmak back for another round of making his life Hell as needs them to sign off on some paperwork for an incident they caused. Get them in, get them out, get paid... Guls they don't pay him nearly enough for this!
Modern AU (aliens still aliens) circa 1990
Extraverse Tale #3
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- Part 3 of The Unrivaled Extraverse
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Gilora Rejal has no idea why Nal Dejar wanted her and Ulani Belor to assist with unauthorized surveillance equipment of one unremarkable Carassian bureaucrat.
That is until she sees one Corat Damar washing his car.
“That man should come with a warning label,”
“Is this the real reason for the unauthorized tech 3 request?”
“Guls, how obscene…”A bonus for all you Damar lovers! Extraverse tale #5 circa 1993
Modern AU- aliens still aliensSeries
- Part 4 of The Unrivaled Extraverse
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We learn in "Gemini" that Garak and Dukat had a disastrous 5 year marriage which ended in bitter divorce.
Catch a glimpse into that fated wedding day wherein both Parmak and Damar try and talk their respective friends out of a disastrous mistake (though in Damar's case "friend" might be a bit generous).
Spoiler Alert: neither of them listen
"Damar gives it a year. Two if he’s being especially generous. Guls, if it were up to him he wouldn’t even be standing here with a man who he would barely cache as an acquaintance at the best of times..."
Extraverse tale #4 set in 2003 (Modern AU aliens still aliens)
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- Part 5 of The Unrivaled Extraverse
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Elim Garak has a strict policy of not dating roommates or friends. That hasn't kept him from hopelessly pining over his roommate Julian and taking every opportunity to interfere in his love life. But when Julian agrees to a date with Skrain Dukat that's absolutely the last straw!
Julian Bashir is going through an unfortunate dry spell and Garak's constant nitpicking his dates is getting on his last nerve. Garak might have a lot to say on the matter of Skrain Dukat, but Julian is going and there's not a damn thing he can do about it. He's going to have a good time if it kills him!
“So Garak may have been right after all about Dukat’s personality. But so help him if Julian has to blow this miserable windbag under the table right here he is absolutely never giving Garak the satisfaction of knowing it.”
Not quite crack but everyone is rather extra. [Modern AU setting aliens are still aliens]
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- Part 6 of The Unrivaled Extraverse
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Sequel to "Judas".
Much to Garak's shock and chagrin, he and Julian did not magically fall into bed that night, or the night after for that matter. In fact Julian has stubbornly insisted on time, giving Garak no end of headache. But oh, Julian thinks a talk with Garak's good friend Kelas Parmak will sort everything out. If Garak's told him once, he's told him a million times that Kelas Parmak is far more than he seems. Good thing Garak is keeping an eye on him via the security cameras...
As much as Julian is dying to let Garak "climb him like a tree", there are serious issues that he just can't get over like Garak's stupid jealousy for one. Really? Kelas Parmak is some sort of insatiable queen? Julian has no idea where Garak comes up with this nonsense, but he's hoping that Parmak might be able to provide a few answers so he can finally decide what to do about Garak!
Or as Garak would say:
"Why do I feel like I’m watching every awful romcom trope rolled into one offensively contrived scene?"
Modern AU: Aliens still aliens
Moving toward OT3Series
- Part 7 of The Unrivaled Extraverse
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(Sequel to "Judas" and Gemini")
So maybe Garak was right about Parmak being too much for him to handle. It's a bit late now that he's stuck on the car ride from Hell with Parmak in the driver's seat. He just prays that he makes it home in one piece and that he has the place to himself so he can calm back down. Well, Garak should be out for the next few hours so no worries there, right?"“It looks like Elim’s Law proves right again!” Kelas declared completely ignoring the honking horn. Julian said a silent prayer and thought the next time one of those Vulcans came knocking at the door of the clinic with a little pamphlet about Surak showing him the true way he might just take them up on it if he made it out of this alive."
Had to divide into 2 chapters here
Chapter 1 is said car ride from hell
Chapter 2 is Julian's relieved return to an empty house (Spoiler alert: Garak is very much home and very much dressed up to display everything that gets Julian's motor revving)Modern AU (aliens still aliens)
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- Part 8 of The Unrivaled Extraverse