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    Bucky Barnes doesn't get it. No matter how he tries, he ends up with the same conclusion.

    Clint Barton is fucking annoying.

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    “Y’know,” Clint says, halfway through the climb, “you ever think about how it’s always bunkers? Like. Never a charming cabin. No supervillain ever just stashes their files in a beach house.”

    Bucky grunts, adjusting the rifle on his back. “Cabins don’t survive airstrikes.”

    “Touché.”

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    709
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    [Audio length: 17:20]

    Tony had thought being stuck on an island would be great - coconuts, beaches, desert island chic - but it turns out that some islands are less desert and more just plain deserted... Apart from the penguins.

    Now he and Hawkeye are stuck on one of those islands, not one of the fun ones, and it is getting increasingly more difficult to hide his attraction.

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    1/1
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    12
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    Clint comes home from a rough mission to find his handler has also had a rough few weeks managing the mission support effort.

    They debrief, and it all works out.

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    1/1
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    1
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    11
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    75
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    6
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    827
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    [Audio Length: 27:28]

    Have fun—stay safe—don’t let him get away from you.

     

    The Asset is very good at following orders. Clint is very good at bringing chaos.

    Podfic of By Any Other Name by sammialex.

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    1/1
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    12
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    30
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    4
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    306
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    Have fun—stay safe—don’t let him get away from you.

    The Asset follows orders. Clint brings chaos.

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    1/1
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    76
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    409
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    57
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    2,570
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    Clint’s life was relatively simple. He killed monsters, he got paid, he healed and he moved on before he ran into either a black clad or a witch hunter. He had about 3 friends in the world, if he counted his horse, and he was fine with that. Life was good, until one day he heard about King Radovid V of Redania hosting a contest that could earn him quite a hefty sum.

    A nice little competition, together with the prize money, was all he had wanted, but suddenly he found himself in a mismatched group setting out on a quest against an Ice Giant. And destiny seemed to have its eyes on them.

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    36,798
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    90
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    115
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    24
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    2,415
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    All Bucky had wanted was to grab a cup of coffee. But as he walked off the elevator he found the Avengers deep in what seemed to be a very heated debate.

    'Bucky Bear!' Tony calls after him. 'We need another opinion. Who do you think is the smartest Avenger?'

    Bucky doesn't think about his answer. He simply responds ‘Clint’ before heading to get his coffee.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    23
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    636
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    46
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    3,570
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    Clint struggles after Tony and Natasha's deaths. To grieve and begin healing, he takes Maria up on her offer to use a secluded family vacation home in Maine. Clint finds himself hidden away from the rest of the world...until Bucky Barnes knocks on the door.

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    37,585
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    227
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    598
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    98
    Hits:
    9,146
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    “For a man who speaks so highly of your teammates, Agent Barton, you’re surprisingly… alone.” The AIM's beekeeper steps closer to Clint, the gun still in her hand.

    Clint hums. “Well, you’re making two mistakes here. First, you’re assuming your chains can hold me down. Second, you forgot someone.”

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    3
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    32
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    343
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    35
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    2,374
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    Bucky is great at his job. Well, he is when Clint bane-of-his-existence Barton isn’t in his way, screwing everything up. Honestly, Bucky would rather be faced with an extra ghost — or seven — if it meant he wasn’t saddled with Clint’s stupid, smiling face, his dumb, tousled hair, and his careless, easy-going attitude.

    He’s gonna do his best to avoid Barton, because the longer it takes to solve this series of mysterious murders, the more likely it is he’ll commit one of his own.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    1
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    102
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    259
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    32
    Hits:
    3,526
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    The man shook his head. “I prefer Bucky.”

    “Okay.” Clint nodded. “Why did Natasha send me Bucky?”

    “She...” Bucky paused, swallowed nervously. “She said you could help and I trust her judgement.”

    Clint closed the distance. “Help with what?” As he spoke, he sat down beside Bucky who flinched back against the armrest trying to put as much distance between them as possible.

    “Ah.” Clint nodded. “I see.”

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    235
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    12
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    2,596
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    Here they were, four months into what Bucky was really hoping would be their forever, and when he watched Clint from across the room sometimes, the archer would hook his thumb into his belt loop and trace his long calloused (and often bandaged) fingers across the spot where Bucky always marked him. Sometimes he did it for Bucky, catching his eye after with a smirk or a wink, but sometimes - Clint did it without realizing. Both displays made Bucky’s heart stutter and, more often than not, his dick twitch in his pants. 

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    33
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    418
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    61
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    3,359
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    Clint has given up the receptionist gig for full time Avenger-ing, but it seems like he can’t quite let go of his love for messy motels and horrible hotels. And that’s fine, of course, since the team still stays in them for most of their missions. Bucky really just wishes Clint would’ve told him about the reviews before it got to this point.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
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    99
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    646
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    29
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    3,424
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    Sure, Clint wanted out of the hospital, but being tied to a chair in a basement isn't much of an improvement.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    75
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    874
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    52
    Hits:
    5,839
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    Tony had thought being stuck on an island would be great - coconuts, beaches, desert island chic - but it turns out that some islands are less desert and more just plain deserted... Apart from the penguins.

    Now he and Hawkeye are stuck on one of those islands, not one of the fun ones, and it is getting increasingly more difficult to hide his attraction.

    Series
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    English
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    2,682
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    446
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    2,767
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    Ex-special ops, millennial motel receptionist Clint Barton is pretty sure that one of his guests is an honest-to-god assassin, but he's also pretty sure he's willing to let that slide because hot damn, have you seen the dude's face? Besides, the only person he's killed was kinda evil, so there's really no reason for Clint to do anything about his realization, right?

    or: five times Clint looked the other way, and one time he couldn't look away.

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    English
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    14,390
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    231
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    1,081
    Bookmarks:
    180
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    9,532
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    After making a fatal mistake on a mission, Clint Barton vanishes into the depths of the Midwest.

    What he wants is to be left alone for a bit, to take a couple weeks of peace and quiet and get his mind straight.

    Instead, he finds himself caught up in a nationwide game of cat-and-mouse with a brooding, metal-armed vampire.

    Natasha’s right. He’s got the worst fucking luck in the world.

    Language:
    English
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    55,480
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    308
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    1,031
    Bookmarks:
    237
    Hits:
    13,812
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    After being a puppet to Loki, Clint faces his fellow agents. For the first time since he first joined SHIELD, he feels utterly alone and misunderstood.

    Febuwhump Day #26 Prompt: Recovery

    This isn’t so much recovery as it is Clint Barton gets the hug he deserves

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    1/1
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    4
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    119
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,146
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    “Clint,” Bucky says, drawing his eyes back up. There’s a tiny smirk on his face, and Clint suddenly has the sinking feeling that he knows what Clint is thinking.

    Not that he’s really hiding it—it’s pretty fucking obvious what’s going on. He might as well have a neon sign above his head blaring FUCK ME.

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    English
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    5,150
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    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    556
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    3,871

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